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Lizzy.

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I am Beth. I do your mom's hair among other things. I collect live animals. I refer to myself in 3rd person when I am pissy. I long for a home that no longer exists. My favorite memories of home were playing WAR in the woods with my brothers and running through the sheets on the clothesline. I heart antique coffee grinders and old mirrors with a story. I despise drama. I dream of mini vacations and the next theme party. I can't stand fakers. I drive a HUMMER but I go through everyone's trash to recycle bottles & cans. I start conversations with people by insulting them. I am a fierce friend but a true sag ~ The brutal honesty part is not something that I can quiet. I forgive quickly. Ironically, despite my dislike of children & stupid people, I enjoy late nights with my hbs children & getting stupid. Let me explain...yeah, you were problee here.mspobj allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" enableHREF="false" saveEmbedTags="true" data="http://widget- type="application/x-shockwave-flash" ..

My Interests

sweet tea. "BB" the Big Bitch Hummer. snuggly boy hoodies + bonus if they smell like abercrombie. bangs. surfing. wet sand + toes. shopping. HAIR BODY & SOL. cooking breakfast. road trips. banjos. smoking at the bar. naps. cotton candy. telling stories.

I'd like to meet:

Well, I'll tell you who I'd Like NOT to Meet: YOU. Though I always enjoy meeting anyone who has more than two "you are this kind of drink/fairy/dragon/slut..." Let me explain to you why this is childish and unoriginal. I'm REAL GOOD at convincing people that they are stupid. Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

Music:

fergie, lizzie west, sheryl crow, cranberries, big & rich, LED, CCR, alison kraus, david bowie, the killers, willie nelson, crash test dummies, dave matthews, the beatles, the bellamy brothers, the smiths, Keith Urban, will smith, GORILLAZ, enya (as in Enya butt).

Movies:

Secretary, Pride & Prejudice, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Cold Mountain, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, The Thomas Crowne Affair, Constantine, Pirates Pirates Pirates, Walk the Line, The Departed, Monte Python Search for the Holy Grail, Kill Bill, Matrix, Jackass 2, Sahara.

Television:

The Fucking TUDORS!

Books:

I do not read. Period.

Heroes:

Johnny. yeah.

My Blog

snaps!

i finally got on here to post the infamous birthday pictures.  Chances are you'll recognize your face.  All the cool people were here.  ...
Posted by Lizzy. on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 12:16:00 PST

red leaves.

Most people I know crave this season.  They crave the candy, the crisp nights, the Halloween festivities, and perhaps even bad weather. This time to me is a crescendo to my favorite season which ...
Posted by Lizzy. on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 11:53:00 PST

DEVASTATED

I don't know if you realize what a huge deal it is for me to get fresh Krispy Kreme donuts out here (they are on every corner like McDonalds on the East Coast), but it is a major treat, reserved for v...
Posted by Lizzy. on Wed, 10 May 2006 04:26:00 PST

greatest experience of the year

As fate would have it, I got my hair cut by a hair god this weekend.  Takashi is my new favorite.  My hair looks freaking incredible... I drove up to L.A. to be a model for the Pa...
Posted by Lizzy. on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 03:12:00 PST

I feel like such a failure!

Oh my gosh - I have so let myself go! Brian bought me the new Billy Blanks DVDs and I sucked so bad that I threw myself onto the couch nursing a sweating, throbbing headache and trying to convince mys...
Posted by Lizzy. on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 12:49:00 PST

New Years Resolutions are a crock, yet inspiration nonetheless

It has been a very long time since the old Lizzy spouted words of wisdom and Southern sass... I do not make New Years Resolutions.  I resolve to do things my own way and make damn sure that they ...
Posted by Lizzy. on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 12:50:00 PST

White Trash Bash

Thank you to all of my dear redneck friends that joined us at my double-wide to celebrate the day that Claudine and I fought our way out of our mom's vag. we had a wonderful and tasteful evening with ...
Posted by Lizzy. on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 12:24:00 PST

I love lamp

This will be a good week. I love my job, I love my salon, I love my staff, I love my progress, I love my hair, I love my house, I love my friends, I love my new hole, I love my coffee, I love all of m...
Posted by Lizzy. on Wed, 07 Sep 2005 01:32:00 PST

good day today

Added some new jewelry today...Had some Capn Crunch covered French toast...had a little jog with the dog in his new little pink leash which I bought just to piss Brian off...I even made some Southern ...
Posted by Lizzy. on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 10:09:00 PST

ramblings of a visionary

I finally feel like I am making some progress.  That is always a big thing for me to feel like I have accomplished something.  I have lists that never diminish but at least some of the pictu...
Posted by Lizzy. on Wed, 24 Aug 2005 12:15:00 PST