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Scheduled Beating

CHEAP BALTIMORE HARDCORE

About Me


Fronted by quite possibly the only cro-magnon man still alive on this planet this band is a bludgeoning force against beer snobbery, fashion fags, dreadlocked america hating hippies, and all other subspecies that should have been pulled out before birth with a wire hanger. At the same time the presence of this juggernaut can be felt through their hymns of comradery, brotherhood, and cheap beer consumption. With riffage that could only be described as that which only could come from the fiery pits of the 7th layer of hell, bass lines that will make you lick a man's ass-hopefully PJ's and war drums that sound and feel as though an earthquake and a nuclear war are happening within centimeters from your cerebral cortex. In short you should probably wear a helmet with a drool cup when subjecting yourself to this massacre of the senses. BEWARE!!! BEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAARRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! !!!!!

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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/15/2004
Band Members: SCHEDULED JAMES-vocals, cheap beer, bitch drinks, tattoos, grilling animals, quoting Edlock, good hardcore. wacthing shark week with the old lady, food network, sleeveless shirts, being hairy and Adidas.
MIKE "GEOFF" OXBIG-vocals&guitar, 1st married man in the beating, landscaping for the rich, Mr. Talk Radio Addict: Don and or Mike; Ron and Fezzie all day every day, coke(in a can), the BALTIMORE Ravens, watching To Catch a Predator, always being right and telling it how it is... werd.
PEPPERJACK BUFORD-bass, east side land speculation, good beer, Simpsons info. playing strange foreign sports with no pads. collecting pets you would see on the Simpsons. and doing the crab.
JONNY BEATING-the skins, driving at night with out his glasses on, drinking margaritas on Thursdays, eating 3 pounds of steak in one sitting, vikings and sex with vikings. plans to take over the world or just snap and kill a bunch of people in a crowded mall with an AK-47.

Former Members:

CHRIS "WHISKEY SHITS"
-(fall 2003-nov.2005)ax & back up vocals, beating house Sunday bangers (sausage) chef, likes to talk to much and give shout outs on stage. Now lives in pa with his girl friend and 3 kids (not sure who these belong to), and doesn't drink to much anymore.

TROLL -(summer 2005-winter 2006/07)hypeman,wearing giant watches on his chest,huge sunglasses,gold teefs,nasty old Blonde bitches,jumpsuits,ruining these fools' good time by being who he be.HE THE GREATEST AND MOST IMPORTANT BEATING MEMBER!!!!ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE HIM OR FEEL THE WRATH OF TROLLY FLAV!!!.........or not. now lives with his old lady in Hampden Hon. and thinks playing in bad metal bands is better than the beating, this kid is a fool.

xTONYxEDGEx -(dec.2005-sept.2006)war hammer, drinking warm beer, thinking not drinking for 3 days makes him edge, Skeletor, METAL AS FUCK(and when we say metal as fuck we mean like fucking that new hole we drilled into your head), and drinking warm beer. oh, and baby sitting ed lock. thats your boy tony. tony now lives on the west side in the hood with Edlock, baby sitting Edlock now takes up all of his time.
Influences: baltimore hardcore(Backhand, Stout, Wake Up Cold, Next Step Up, Fighting Chance, Bring It On, Dead End Boys, Slumlords, Taken By Force, ), sick of it all, biohazard, madball, agnostic front, murphy's law, warzone, cro-mags, H2O, sheer terror, breakdown, skarhead, billyclub sandwich, everybody gets hurt, inhuman, losers sometimes win, strength for a reason, krutch, out to win, not without resistance, no retreat, pro-pain, Xzibit, Snoop, Ruff Ryders, Master P, Eminem, Hank Williams Jr., Jerry Ried
Sounds Like: a hardcore band that likes to drink and hate dump people.
Record Label: for booking, james @ [email protected]
Type of Label: None

My Blog

SPRING TIME NEWS, new bio, 7inch and other stuff.

travis the troll put up a new band bio last night, check it out if you like stuff that is funny.we got a few up coming shows posted on the page and i'm working on a few more out of town shows.we'er ho...
Posted by Scheduled Beating on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 12:11:00 PST

hey emo/screamo bands...

dont ask to be on our buddy list... we dont like you. toodles, whiskey. this is true. and if you are not a hardcore band, do not use "core" in any way to lable your music. i.e. metal-...
Posted by Scheduled Beating on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

interview done done for eric2old2guit www.my-dedication.tk

interview done done for eric2old2guit www.my-dedication.tk Could you give us a brief history of your band (who you are, when did you start). Scheduled James - vocals Mike "Geoff" Oxbig - Gui...
Posted by Scheduled Beating on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST