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knotty girl

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About Me

about me... i don't apologize for who i am. i'm reckless, impulsive, passionate, loyal, adventuresome, and at times i can be shockingly lewd and foul-mouthed. I know when to tone it down…usually. i know how to hold a conversation and write a sentence, but i'm looking for a good woman which i'm convinced is impossible to find here in the south bay. Will some one please prove me wrong? ideally, i would love to meet a local woman to share some good times with and just see where things go. crazy, okay; psycho, not okay.
Life... i'm gainfully employed at a nice tech company in north sj. i recently moved from the southside to the northside to minimize my commute, and i'm still unpacking. i'm working on more schooling, trying to fit B.A.G.I. back into my schedule and trying to learn how to speak spanish. it's embarrassing to admit to being half mexican and unable to speak the language. i'm the furthest thing from mother teresa, but i am getting involved in the community giving committee at work and also looking for other volunteer opportunities, like the municipal rose garden and possibly the billy defrank center. i've also recently taken a shine to shibari.
Things I Could Never Do Without... sex, books, music, my friends, my family, wi-fi.
I Spend Time Thinking About... why so many people choose violence over diplomacy to resolve disagreements...how most people think "a lot" is one word...why anyone would abuse or abandon a pet...the next book i'm going to read...what if we just went back to the bartering system?
savoring the simple pleasures in life:
political summary: "everybody asks for personnel changes. so the white house has personnel changes. then you write, 'oh, they're just rearranging the deck chairs on the titanic.' first of all, that is a terrible metaphor. this administration is not sinking. this administration is soaring. if anything, they are rearranging the deck chairs on the hindenburg!" (stephen colbert, white house correspondence dinner 04 30 2006)
On a Typical Friday Night I might be... at a live show or out patronizing the local pub with friends; maybe, every once in awhile, i'll stay home, maybe cook, and have a movie night. even more seldom than that, i might be found hunched over my laptop updating a journal or playing kingdom of loathing , or none of the above.
The Most Private Thing I'm Willing to Admit Here Is... that i refuse to use toothpaste other than aquafresh.
You should message me if… you like to have fun and just want to see if we connect on any level. m2f welcome, but it would be a first for me. absolutely no one that identifies as "male".
You Are 72% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
.. You scored as Monty Python adn the Holy Grail. You scored as "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". The funniest movie in the world, Monty Python is nothing but laughs. This movie takes you through the quest for the Holy Grail with a bunch of zany knights who havn't got a clue.
Monty Python adn the Holy Grail


94%

Harry Potter Movies


83%

The Lord of the Rings


83%

A Knight's Tale


83%

Jurassic Park


78%

The Birds


67%

Spider Man


67%

Godzilla


67%

Pearl Harbor


61%

Scooby Doo


61%

Matrix


61%

The Ghost and Mr. Chicken


50%

Monsters, Inc.


50%

The Lion King


44%
What Movie Are You??
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You scored as Gunshot. Your death will be by gunshot, probably because you are some important person or whatever. Possibly a sniper, nice, quick, clean shot to the head. Just beautiful.
Gunshot


73%

Suicide


67%

Poison


67%

Disappear


67%

Natural Causes


53%

Cut Throat


40%

Stabbed


40%

Eaten


27%

Bomb


27%

Accident


20%

Disease


7%

Suffocated


7%

Drowning


0%
How Will You Die??
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My Interests

comics, leather, corsets, dale chihuly, dominoes, dnd, erotica, exotic dancers, feminism, garnets, glass blowing, irish pubs, jack black, johnny cash, kettle one vodka, kittens (they taste good), live music, my dog, my flask, my siblings, neil gaiman, orchids, organic foods, oscar the grouch, pbr, pat califia, pleasure & pain, pornography, post-its, rain, reading, roller blading, rpg, sci-fi, sex, shibari, smashing ants barehanded, snowboarding, soccer legs, sushi, tattoos, victoria's secret, yoga, and more.....
Cool Slideshows

I'd like to meet:

open-minded, fun loving, intelligent WOMEN; that would be nice. it's been too long.

"i love my battlestar galactica..."

"carnival geeks & circus freaks" - halloween 2006



Music:

my tastes are eclectic ranging from punk, reggae, ska to classic metal and rock, add a little bit of opera, some classic country while flavoring to taste with ween, warlock and waits; and don't forget the 80's. okay, here's a list i'm working on: iggy pop, the cure, nine inch nails, depeche mode, sex pistols, the misfits, aphex twin, white stripes, underworld, david bowie, the strokes, joy division, tears for fears, morrissey, radiohead, bjork, yeah yeah yeahs, dandy warhols, fischerspooner, billy idol, blur, prodigy, lords of acid, chemical brothers, u2, new order, ladytron, prince, the faint, the lovemakers, interpol, pink floyd, violent femmes, johnny cash, the who, duran duran, portishead, the the, hank williams sr., warlock/doro pesch, the pixies, delirium, dj z-trip, dj monkeyboy, cold meat industry, the clash, atmosfear, bob marley, nick cave, the misfits, the cramps, , code 415, dwight yoakam, dropkick murphys, the pogues, bloods, dash dip rock, david ball, eileen ivers, eminem, general fuzz, john lee hooker, raison d'etre, the skatalites, the specials, tom waits, tom t. hall, i'm into lots of stuff, but come expose me to some new things!

nine inch nails' "closer" perfectly captured in this vid


Movies:

1984, 13th warrior, adaptation, the adventures of priscilla queen of the desert, amores perros, angels in america, bettie page vids, bladerunner, bound, breakfast club, but i'm a cheerleader, casablanca, city of god, conan the barbarian, the contender, cool hand luke, dawn of the dead (orig.), dead alive, deterrence, dogma, drunken master (orig), dune, fight club, from dusk 'til dawn, ghost in the shell, godfather I & II, groove, habla con ella, harold & kumar go to whitecastle, heathers, human traffic, the lion in winter (sir anthony hopkins' debut), lotr I-III, metropolis, pi, red dawn, seven samurai, spaceballs, star trek films (originals & tng), star wars ep. IV & V, still crazy, shawn of the dead, tai chi master, tank girl, todo sobre mi madre, tank girl, team america, to wong fu thanks for the memories julie newmar, the warriors, AND most films by/with jackie chan, coen bros., rod lurie, jet li, ang lee, john woo, john leguizamo, john wayne, linda hamilton, angelina jolie, will farrell, steve correll, and old-school arnold

you've thought about it: star trek vs. star wars


Television:

when i can get my hands on some it's usually cowboy bebop, lexx, TNG, and the slide below (but my tv isn't hooked up...it's all on DVD, downloaded or netflix)
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Books:

count of monte cristo, the odyssey, l.o.t.r., pillars of the earth, finn mac cuhal, trainspotting, fear and loathing, the prince, the giving tree

i love to read. here are some authors i gravitate towards:

alexander dumas, anne mccaffrey, anne rice, ben franklin, c.j. cherryh, c.s. lewis, charles bukowski, douglas adams, dr. seuss, emerson, eve ensler, frank herbert, edgar allan poe, garth ennis, hunter s. thompson, irvine welsh, j.k. rowling, j.r.r. tolkien, kafka, leonardo da vinci, margaret mitchell & alexandra ripley, natalie angier, neal stephenson, neil gaimann, pat califia, patricia cornwell, poe, poppie z brite, roald dahl, shakespeare, sun tzu, susie bright, ursula k. leguin

Heroes:

carmen kakar, ben franklin, mary wallstonecraft, eddie izzard, harvey milk, jodiefoster, sappho, michaelangelo, leonardo da vinci

luis royo

dale chihuly


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My Blog

Never Dredge Up The Past Since It Will Only Disappoint...asshole, shitshovelling ass gasket etc

such a disappointment...  i lied to myself when i convinced myself that this person and i could be friends.  he cared about me ten years ago and i didn't quite return his affections.  ...
Posted by knotty girl on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 02:53:00 PST

Maybe I Was Full of Shite

in a previous entry i talked shite about 21 year olds spouting useless poetry.  turns out i was mistaken; i found some stuff from my last long-ass-long-term relationship (just a few years ago).&n...
Posted by knotty girl on Fri, 11 May 2007 04:05:00 PST

Love Letters, Broken Hearts, Soul Mates, Shorn Hair

i found a couple boxes full of love letters, cards, pictures, tix stubs, mementos and the like, when cleaning this last weekend.  once i figured out one box was full of crap from just one pe...
Posted by knotty girl on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 10:55:00 PST

50 Foot Robotic Michael Jackson Roaming The Vegas Desert Shooting Lasers From His...

http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/41620594 unfuckingbelievable!
Posted by knotty girl on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 07:51:00 PST

Fuck The Idol!!

wanna make a difference in the popularity contest that is american idol? would you like to try a social experiment out? care to witness the amazing interest of the hoi polloi in voting for second rate...
Posted by knotty girl on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:01:00 PST

It's Not Swahili, Butt...

this one's for castaway: "baby got back" (a la ali g)   [intro] oh, my, Jackie Chan. becky, check at a batty.it is so massiv. *scoff* she checks dig,one of those rap guys' bitchs.but, y'know, who...
Posted by knotty girl on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 02:27:00 PST

Holy Shit If You "Love Big Butts" You Might Like This (STOLEN From An LJ Post)

De clunibus magnis amandis oratioMixaloti equitismehercle! (By Hercules!)Rebecca, ecce! tantae clunes isti sunt! (Rebecca, behold! Such large buttocks she has!)amica esse videtur istorum hominum rhyth...
Posted by knotty girl on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:16:00 PST

Penis Spam From Hackers NOT FROM ME

i got hacked at like 2AM today and some lame message about a penis product may have gone out to every myspace friend of mine.  if you didn't thing to JUDGE ME without questioning that action and ...
Posted by knotty girl on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 10:27:00 PST

Para Estrangera

back to the future 2.  those are marty's mcflys by nike, sans power laces.    ...
Posted by knotty girl on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 08:26:00 PST

SF pride pictures are in this entry

senor fabuloso, and myself were the only south bay-ers that made the annual pilgrimage for pride parade weekend amongst our circle of friends.  we met up with la david and holly of SLO put i...
Posted by knotty girl on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 01:16:00 PST