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Daria

About Me

Just cuz a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the corner next to some whores doesn't mean she's hookin.

My Interests

I'm a makeup artist. My websites coming along and I'll post the link soon as it's up. If you need a MU please feel free to contact me! What else am I interested in- my sweet little neice, my dog Football. Other interests of mine are the Food Network and sleeping a lot.

I'd like to meet:

Human baby with wings and talons: these would be adorable and deadly. Also a falcon with a shiny shell, hard like armor. These would be so cool and also deadly. A tiny dinosaur, approximately thumb size: like a little brontasaurus in the palm of your hand?

Music:

Paul Engemann. Shuggie Otis. Danava, Gino Washington. Sir Lord Baltimore! Nick Lowe. The Outlaws, Trina. Bob Dylan. "Beers to you" by Clint and Ray. Self-deprecating hip-hop.
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Movies:

Rosemary's baby. Terry Gilliam.

Television:

Meerkat Manor...pretty much anything else. I was deprived of TV as a small child.

Books:

Edgar Allen Poe because he's usually going nuts over something and I covet his vocabulary. Don Quixote the most awesome/boring book ever. I also enjoy Restaurant Menus. Shampoo bottles. Maps. Pamphlets.

My Blog

RIP Will Friedman

Will was funny, clever, a skilled athelete, kind and good person. you were loved and will continue to be loved. Your happiness and your pain won't ever be forgotten. We love you we miss you.County man...
Posted by Daria on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 05:56:00 PST

Everyone's exercising!

First things first; stretch your torso and your chakra. Then yr neck, yr wrists, yr neck tendons, and yr eyebrows. Get ready for a riogorous workout. Then you take two 18 ounce cans of canned yams and...
Posted by Daria on Wed, 10 May 2006 12:20:00 PST

For Alyssa

Dear Diary, Why did Alien Vs Predator suck so bad? It wasn't anything like Freddy Vs Jason. Alyssa gave me two kudos and I spent it on renting this crappy movie. What a waste! Girl, next time I will...
Posted by Daria on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST