well behaved women rarely swallow semen |
the phrase "well behaved women rarely make history" is pretty much a positive way of saying "we need an excuse to be dumb whores so we use the prospect of fame as the ideology behind our sluttiness an...
Posted by If he poops, he dies on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 02:40:00 PST |
high school bitch ass bitches ruin holidays |
thanksmas years was ruined by dumb minor vaginas.
hope you all get raped.
i just thought about if that really happened and realized ha ha, yeah, that would be funny....
Posted by If he poops, he dies on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 08:30:00 PST |
Bitches aint shit |
it just goes to show what a fucking genius i am, i have the ability to predict both the near and distant future, as well as figure out every aspect of someones personality (regardless of how much they...
Posted by If he poops, he dies on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 12:53:00 PST |
transfixing the forbidden blasphemous incantation of the conjuring wintergoat |
you may have noticed the fact that ive totally converted to full-blown satanism and sworn allegiance to the inverted crucifix. i shower myself in goat blood of necroblasphemous moonfrost of a most unh...
Posted by If he poops, he dies on Sat, 02 Dec 2006 10:30:00 PST |
hinder is the gayest band on earth, next to staind. |
dang, i spent like an hour looking through all my friends profiles trying to find one of you dumb enough to have one of those gay countdown things, and unfortunately i must have deleted anybody really...
Posted by If he poops, he dies on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:33:00 PST |
Ravishing Matt Thompson |
hi, im matt, and im an immature pack of shit.
Posted by If he poops, he dies on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 07:55:00 PST |
nothing will ever be as beautiful as she was |
TrifectaBecause of the extreme rarity of the following event, it is rarely considered while playing and even lacks a definite name in most beer pong circles. The "Trifecta" rule comes into play when t...
Posted by If he poops, he dies on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 01:47:00 PST |
what |
a fucking slut. glad im out of that whole thing for the time being anyways.
damn i was stupid to go in again. how can you like someone whos a straight up street legal whore? i mean, ...
Posted by If he poops, he dies on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 07:42:00 PST |
cutting crew |
im confused. i fucked someone over really bad, then tried to scoop up someone who fucked me over really bad, and now im unsure of everything. i was getting to a clear, defined path of morals and stand...
Posted by If he poops, he dies on Tue, 30 May 2006 08:43:00 PST |
i give em |
well i make the pussy purr with the stroke of my hand, they know theyre gettin it from me, and they know just where to go when they need a loving man, they know im doin it for free
i give em cat scrat...
Posted by If he poops, he dies on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 10:46:00 PST |
