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**Laurel**

Poker anyone? ...Poke-her, I don't even know her.

About Me

I'm a very easy going Italian chick who's always up for anything. I have a good time no matter what I'm doing. I'm very outspoken but also very outgoing. I'm a great person to have on your side, but if you should cross me BeWaRe.

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My Interests

Hangin out with my kids.I love to dance, and ride horses.

I'd like to meet:

*Subject:* WORDS WOMEN USE1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right; and you need to shut up.2.) FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.3.) NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1).4.) GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!5.) LOUD SIGH: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)6.) THAT'S OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.7.) THANKS: A woman is thanking you - do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome.8.) WHATEVER: Is a women's way of saying "%@&* YOU!"9.) DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong" - for the woman's response refer to #3.

Movies:

Super Troopers, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, My Best Friends Wedding, Notting Hill, Oceans 11.

Television:

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Heroes:


The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.

Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.

You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?