I'd like to meet:
a taco that shits ice cream
Music:
pantera lane arndt minus the bear mastodon the draft hot water music snoop doog cursive johnny cash cave in isis converge ghost face zao every time i die
Movies:
scar face taxi driver pulp fiction and return to frog town. i have yet to see it but it looks fucking funny
Television:
the simpsons
Books:
1984 get in the van portnoy's complaint
Heroes:
any mother fucker who calls himself a cobra, my parents, lancia, my partner in crime allan and big bad rod west