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James

One day and that day may never come......

About Me

30 year old who can't figure out how to grow up. I play alot of paintball,video games, and my guitar.I also do freelance photography mostly weddings.

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My Interests

paintball, guitar, Videogames, riding my motorcycle" ..,

I'd like to meet:

Yoda, David Carrington "you know the old guy from the show kung fu Myself I can't seem to find me. Michael caudell

Music:

Anything where they know how to play a guitar. Country, rock, metal Who cares.
You Are Wolverine
Small but fierce, you're a great fighter.
Watch out! You are often you're own greatest enemy.

Powers: Adamantium claws, keen senses, the ability to heal quickly Which of the X-Men Are You?

Movies:

Tombstone, Gone In Sixty Seconds, The Star Wars Trilogy, The Lord Of the Rings Trilogy.

Television:

Smallville Supernatural, Espn duh,These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.1. Crying is blackmail.1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about un less you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.1. You have enough clothes.1. You have too many shoes.1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Books:

Inkheart, Inkspell, All the Harry Potter books, Anything by Ted Dekker

Heroes:

Michael Caudell, Superman, Jackie Robinson, Hank Aaron, James O "pop" Horton, Yoda, J Bird, My Mom, The inventor of Imitation crab meat.

My Blog

what the heck

Ok so I went to a christian school. I have a degree in the bible. BUt I must say that it seems to be a little tainted. I just found ou that a fellow grad with the same degree a guy I know, is friggin ...
Posted by James on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 07:52:00 PST

Ranting of a mad man

OK im rather pissy today. I have a problem with friggin people not having the guts to tell you something and placing blame on you for their faults. Seriously some people need to grow a pair.
Posted by James on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 08:06:00 PST

Death of a friend.

Ok it was my cat. I've only had for like four weeks. But he did wonders for me in that time. So if you are reading this I will tell you about My little buddy. He was a gray, black, and white tabb...
Posted by James on Fri, 19 May 2006 05:47:00 PST

E.C.

Wow how things have changed. People go away and until you get on my space you haven't even spoken. Listen I wouldn't trade my time at the great EC fo anything, no matter how long it took me to get out...
Posted by James on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 11:06:00 PST

Playing the game.

I have recently been playing paintball again. I have seen some new players younger and older and have seen some thing that have really made me think. I have seen college aged boys "frat fags" play lik...
Posted by James on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 08:13:00 PST