notorious v.a.g.

i'm complicated. i like greg. a lot. i can be tasteless and crass. sarcasm is a good way to look at life. i can be extremely rude and immature when i feel the time is right. the east coast is where my heart is. i love pizza with pepperoni and extra cheese. i celebrate my birthday for two weeks straight. i'm a great dancer. i'm easily heartbroken. i cuss like a fucking maniac. gin and tonics are super! always. i hate slow drivers. i have no time for bullshit. i love music. my cats are my family, and if you don't like them, you can suck a dick. i love kissing someone for the first time. horror movies are my favorite. i sometimes envy my friends. dive bars are the best. i hate tevas with a passion. do not wear them in my presence. my cell phone goes with me EVERYWHERE! i love my friday nights out. shows are the most fun with MY friends. not yours. san diego is the most fun i've ever had in my life! i've lived in 31 states...i think. i'm addicted to nose drops, and i sleep with an eye patch. black and tans, more black than tan. my favorite colors are red, black and pink. making out is my number one hobby. i've seen dave perform 16 times. i sabatoge my relationships with men that like me. i was a pirate in my previous life. OB is MY hood. not yours. i aspire to be a smutty porno novel writer. i am NOT afraid to tell people how i feel.