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MONSTER MAJOR

MONSTER MAJOR

About Me

Just ask me if ya want to know anything.In the meantime here's some shit I just made up - I turned jesus into wine,I was able to walk when I was only 2 month's old, I entered the kentucky derby last year and placed 3rd...and I ain't even have a horse,I scaled the cn tower...drunk,I bred dragon's in iceland in the summer of '98(for free),I swam from vancouver to russia in just under 6 hours...doing the backstroke at night-time,I've been to the moon...twice,I beat Michael Jordan in a game of 21(when he still played for the bulls),I hunt big game hunter's and put their heads on my wall as trophys I have 7,I've released 4 albums in japan all of which have gone platnum...sorry 3 platnum one gold,I won the boston marathon...with 2 left shoes on,I did the voice for Optimus Prime on the 80's cartoon show Transformers,Jane Goodall is my aunt and every summer me and my sister get to go to Rawanda and play with mountain gorillas,I gave Tom the idea for myspace,You can thank me later for single handedly ending the war between Jay-Z and Nas.Click here to get your own Unique Contact Box - Over 2050 to choose from

My Interests

girls,writing songs,pizza,monkeys,beer,basketball,skateboarding,kidrobot,c omic books,youtube,the artwork of joe lebetter,jeremy fish& alex pardee,dunnys,munnys,ciphers,going to bars,playing with my sisters puppy bailey,fashion,bipolarbearhug,90's hip hop,pictures with my friends,going on crazyshit.com with luke,mpc 2000xl,weezer,laughing at everything,battle raps,pence84,tank girl,the maxx,trips to toronto,watching jumpofftv,makeout sessions,street fighter 2 super mario brothers,the NBA,anything to do with rhymesayers ent.,food&liquor,hugs&kisses,making my mother proud,conversations with my grandparents,wu-tang clan,sexx,jazz,comedy,psalm one,flowers,wrestling,endangerd species,upper playground,the goonies,1980-1989...

I'd like to meet:

Your Mother,Your Mother's Mother and Your Mother's Mother's Mother.....Hot Damn.

Music:

HIP HOP .....

Movies:

PORN

Television:

The Office,Best damn sports show period,Last comic standing,The two Coreys,The Colbert Report,South Park,Futurama,M.X.C.,Wild boys,Trailer Park Boys,SNL,Penn & Teller's Bullshit,Wonder Showzen,E.C.W.,Saved by the Bell,Daily Planet,The Simpsons,Degrassi JR High/High(the Original version)Tom Green Live,Entourage,The Wire.

Books:

comic book's & instruction manuals

Heroes:

My Family,My Friends,Slug,Nas,Eminem,MF DOOM,Wu-Tang Clan,Shaquille O'Neal,Kevin Smith,Tom Green,Steve-O,Spider Man,Stan Lee,Mick Foley,Redman,Frank Miller,Corey Feldman,Snoop Dogg & Hugh Hefner

My Blog

IT'S A SHIT LOAD OF CONCERT'S TRUST ME.

I originaly was just going to write this list down so I could show a friend but then I said FUCK it I'll turn it in to a blog ,I've been to a shit load of concerts in my time here's a list of artist's...
Posted by MONSTER MAJOR on Wed, 03 May 2006 06:04:00 PST