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About Me

Sarcastic yet sensitive, caring yet carefree. I am comfortable in all of my abilities, and I like to share the things I do well with the people around me... whether it be my music, my cooking, or making someone laugh so hard they piss themselves... although the aftermath is YOUR responsibility to clean up, I will wash my hands of the situation. I consider myself to be extremely intelligent, but sometimes even the most simple of concepts seem to elude me completely...ex. Why is there braille on drive through ATM's? Must be there for a reason, but I have no idea... I have a very vivid imagination which is a great tool for fixing boredom. You know what "they" say, "If you're bored, then you're boring."...(who are "they" anyway? and why do they keep saying stuff?) I am a mommas boy at heart, although what my momma don't know won't hurt my momma. I have very little to no drama in my life, so there won't be "Steel Magnolia-like" conversations with me... I am a realist which has nothing to do with "keepin' it real" because I have no idea what the hell that means. I'm just straight up alot of fun to be with.

My Interests

singing/songwriting, cooking, talking, playing.

I'd like to meet:

I can appreciate the content of just about anybodys character... So, I am not that picky about people. I am just out to love life and have a great time in all the experiences that come my way... if anyone wants to join me, that sounds sweet....

Music:

Al Green, Otis Redding, Elvis, Tool, A perfect Circle, Hum, The Beatles, John Lee Hooker, Gustav Holst, Shiner, The Van Pelt, and my music of course..

Movies:

Rob Roy, Pulp Fiction, The Burbs, Ben Hur, Gettysburg, Office Space, El Mariachi, Eyes Wide Shut, The Others, Frailty

Television:

FAMILY GUY, SNL, Jeopardy, Simpsons, Buffy, Angel, History Channel, Food Network

Books:

The Green Mile, Blood and Fog, Bodas De Sangre.

Heroes:

Anyone who treats people with the respect they would themselves deserve... A person that dreams of something, then goes to get it.

My Blog

state sports...

every state has a "state sport".... kind of like they each have thier own bird and flower and crap. Although it is a rediculous concept, i feel if you are going to have these things you need to make ...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

rise up and destroy us...

my buddy Rick got a humidifier for the house so he won't wake up bleeding from his nose looking like he just got pummeled by a very pissed off Gary Coleman. IT HAS A REMOTE CONTROL!!!!! I swear to G...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

if love is blind, shouldn't it at least bump into me by accident?

didn't sleep well last night.... I would love to say it was because I had some crazy rockstar-like binge with ten scantily clad hooters waitresses, a gallon of canola oil, four midgets on LSD, and a r...
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

At least I woke up this morning...

imagination is a pretty funny concept... without seeing everything you do in real life, your mind wouldn't be able to conjure up such crazy ideas... so your imagination wouldn't exist without reality....
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

sitting here regretting....

You know... I think I would really enjoy skydiving.... if my fear of heights didn't make me crap myself.
Posted by Brian on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST