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In accordance with prophecy

About Me

I'm like a vault, locked down ! If ya wanna know ask !

My Interests

football, music, poker, drinking, socialising,

I'd like to meet:

A Ninja, nobody is more powerful then a ninja
Your EQ is 133
50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar. What's Your EQ (Emotional Intelligence Quotient)?

Music:

Hip Hop, Dre, eminem, kanye west, D-12, xzibit, Snoop Dog, Biggie Smalls, NWA, you know the drill. Also like Limp Bizkit, Guns N Roses, Metallica, Rage against the machine, Jeff Buckley, Oasis, Goirallaz, The Verve, Placebo, Wu-Tang Clan, Green Day

Movies:

swimming with sharks, men of honour, the wedding crashers, old school, Anchorman, The Godfather Trilogy, Heat, American Beauty, American Psycho, Cruel Intentions, Magnolia, 8 Mile, American History X, Rounders, Good Will Hunting, Dodgeball, The Score, Scarface, Scent of a Woman, Red Dragon, The Rainmaker, Starsky and Hutch, Ali, Dogma, Boiler Room, Wallstreet, A Few Good Men, X-Men, Matrix Trilogy, Carlito's Way, Get Rich or Die Tryin, Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby

Television:

Scrubs, Family Guy, The OC, House of Cards, Southpark, The Office, Law and Order, That 70's show,

Books:

Loads, most recently the DeVinci Code, Definitive book of body language, Frogs into Princes, The Art of War, Animal Farm

Heroes:

Little Timmy in "A Christmas Carol"

My Blog

Ballad of Ricky Bobby Quotes

Ricky Bobby, Cal Naughton, Jr.: Shake and bake! Cal Naughton, Jr.: I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger. Ricky Bobby: If you aint first, Your last! Chip: [to Ricky Bobby] Are you ju...
Posted by Show on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 09:36:00 PST

Borat Quotes

"Throw the Jew down the well, so my country can be free, you must grab him by the horns, then we have a big party" Borat is a character on the Da Ali G Show. * My wife she is dead&she die in the fiel...
Posted by Show on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:24:00 PST

Ron

Ron Burgundy: [to dog] You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair. Ron Burgundy: I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly... Frank Vitch...
Posted by Show on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 06:17:00 PST

What a Day

I'm going to tell you about yesterday for no apparent reason:   6:25 I wearily get out of bed7:00 After my shower shave and teeth brushing I sit down for my cup of tea7:30 Leave the house and get...
Posted by Show on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 03:54:00 PST

Re: Controversial, I don't think so

Ok Peeps here's a situation I've encountered at the weekend that got me thinking about a deeper issue (stop laughing I can so do deep). I've got two mates, one male and one female and they're all par...
Posted by Show on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 10:44:00 PST

The International Council of Manhood, Ltd.

1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina Jolie ...
Posted by Show on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 09:33:00 PST

The Gospel according to Ali-G

Speaking with George Paton Orange Lodge Grandmaster in N Ireland... Ali : When you is on your marches is there music?George : There is lots of music.Ali : Is you knocking out a drum and bass sound or ...
Posted by Show on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 09:21:00 PST

The many counties of Ireland

Carlow = Mad for sugar beet, cant get enough of it. Hobbies: Growing sugar beet.   Cavan = filthy, ignorant hillbillies, tight. Hobbies: discovering IRA ammo dumps and knitting black balaclavas....
Posted by Show on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 01:25:00 PST

Virtuality

So in this the modern world, we have such things as virtual reality, virtual friends, virtual teams (work), cybersex, virtual diaries, and of course virtual family. So I say to you my myspace friends ...
Posted by Show on Fri, 26 May 2006 07:37:00 PST

Scrubs - The Quotes

  Dr. Cox: Okay - think of what little patience I have as, oh I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it would be there, until that night Junior Year when you were feeling a little down ...
Posted by Show on Wed, 24 May 2006 06:58:00 PST