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William

Sarcasm is the best medicine

About Me

I am taller than 5' 9 but not quite 6'. I am not overweight nor am I treatment ready. I am very well kept but not quite the salon type. I exercise regularly but I can not bench 362 lbs. In fact, I can not bench 262 lbs...but I look good ladies, I swear. My mom thinks I am handsome and I have yet to meet a girl who disagrees. Well, wait, I did meet one but she turned out to be delusional, go figure right. I have Indian (not the kind with the red dot) in my ancestry and it is clearly shown in my cheek bones and hair. My teeth are all in alignment with each other, no stragglers thus far. Oh yeah, one last thing, sorry ladies but I do not have any back hair...please try and love me anyway.Note: If you are reading this and at the beginning of the paragraph the mathmatics seemed too difficult, then you may be on the wrong person's profile page...get out now.

My Interests

Lets see...I love long walks on South Beach between July 1st and August 31st. Clean, fast, gorgious, safe, and topless is how I like my cars. I like going to see subtitle movies with girls I just met to test their patience. I have problems with accepting defeat. However, I do not advocate fruitless persistence. I think its okay to pick up a book every now and then that does not have pictures. Education is not bad either, unless you have to pay for it.

I'd like to meet:

Someone with the capability of differentiating decent conversation and self-advertisement.

Music:

Mostly anything with a steady beat and lyrics that does not lead one to suicide or severe migraines. OH, and no country music.

Movies:

Too many to name...

Television:

Family guy, Southpark, Reno 911, Speed channel, Discovery channel, and the occasional, accidental viewing of news channels...just in case I need to know who is a threat to my safety.

Books:

I know that 80 percent of the profiles on this site post The Da Vinci Code as the first book on their list...well, in an effort to show individuality I will start with the entire collection of Dr Seuss books. The Cat in the Hat, Green Eggs and Ham, Lovely Horton, Sam I Am, just to name a few. NOW I will claim TDVC, Angels and Demons, Tipping Point, Blink, Deception Point, or anything that someone 40 and up would find appalling.

Heroes:

All the people who ride the train and challenge themselves to race the closing doors...all the people who drive cars that blow gray smoke out of the tailpipe on the NJ turnpike...all the people who are unemployed and have palm pilots...all the people who ride bicycles in city traffic while listening to their iPods...this list could go on forever.