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About Me

I am 23 and I go to Fresno State I am majoring in Political Science and I am Minoring in Women Studies. Other then that I am a chill guy if you have any question just ask. I do not like writing that much so that is why there is not much here.The Effect of Beer on Men

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My Interests

I have many interest like movies and music just like eveyone else. My other itrests beside those are sports and school. I like going to party and doing some crazy things. I like to find out new things in life especially from those who show me. Having fun is having fun nothing else can replace it. Drinking is the otehr thing that is hella fun and i can drink anyone under the table

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1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work. One point to BEER2.Warm beer tastes awful. One point to VAGINA3.A really cold beer is satisfying. One point to BEER4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair between your teeth, you may vomit. One point to VAGINA5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend. One point to VAGINA8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA9. You normally don't find old beer. One point to BEER10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA12. In most countries there's a tax on beer. One point to VAGINA13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to BEER16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager, etc... with vagina you also have a choice, white, black, asian, hispanic, and eskimo... Call it a DRAW17. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER18. Beer doesn't have a mother One point to BEER19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you drink it One point to BEERFINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 9That's it! The matter is settled, the unfortunate yet tasty winner is: BEERPS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them. An extra point for BEER

Music:

I like everything except jazz that shit is boring. I know that saying I like everything but hey if you really want to know what type I like specically HOT Myspace Layouts

Movies:

I love movies. If you wanted to go to a movie I would go. More specifically i like action and dramas.
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Television:

I like the Simpsons and Futurama and Family guy. Nothing really else but i really will watch anything.

Books:

I love the Lord of the Rings books. I am currently reading catcer in the Rye. I read that book when I was younger but I didn't like it so I thought that i would read it again to see if I would like it better because I am older.

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I thank Steve for this game.

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I do not get why people get so pissed off when they hear about what the government is doing.  They always complain about how the government does not hear them and that the people in power do not ...
Posted by Burn on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 05:44:00 PST

I dont no if this is true

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