The one you don't tell your mother about

I'd like to meet:

I love talking to people who are as crazy and fun loving as I am. Anyone who can hold a good conversation is okay in my book. Artists and Geeky boys light my fire and I love intellectuals, so chances are if the book section of your profile is empty I'm going to judge you, lol. *Judge!*

Oh and if when reading my profile you thought to yourself, "Hey! He used a semicolon correctly!" you and I were probably meant to be friends.

Another side-note, please have a good sense of humor; I am a sarcastic ass to my friends, but it is from the heart: I really love them with every fiber of my being.

Basically, If you are:

Spontaneous Artistic Loving Intelligent and well read Funny Around my age
and/or Entertaining
And Can admit that 'Y'all' is proper English...

Music:

I like pretty much all music except for country... And I'm even beginning to like some country too! (as long as it isn't super Jesusy) What the hell is wrong with me!? I mean... this is country we're talking about! But anyways these are some of my favorites:

My favorite song by each artist is in parenthesis

Aaliyah (Try Again) , Alicia Keys (Goodbye) , Alanis Morissette (You Learn) , Ani Difranco (Tamburitza Lingua) , Basement Jaxx (Broken Dreams) , Ben Jelen (Come On) , Beck (Get Real Paid) , Beyonce (Dangerously in Love 2) , Black Eyed Peas (Don’t Phunk With My Heart) , Blue October (Hate Me) , Britney Spears (Brave New Girl) , Christina Aguilera (Dirty) , The Crystal Method (Murder) , Dave Matthews (Crash) , The Decemberists (We Go Down Together) , Deftones (Summer Shove it) , Destiny's Child (Say My Name) , Evanescence (My Immortal) , E-rotic (Waterloo) , Eve (Love is Blind) , Garbage (Bleed Like Me) , Gravity Kills (Down) , Green Day (Basket Case) , Gwen Stefani (Danger Zone) , Jamuriquai (Virtual Insanity) , Jewel (You Were Meant For Me) , Kaci Brown (Instigator) , Kelly Clarkson (Hear Me) , The Killers (Mr. Brightside) , Kylie Minogue (Come Into My World) , Lauryn Hill (That Thing) , Linkin Park (Nobody’s Listening) , Lords of Acid (Am I Sexy) , Madonna (Jump) , Marilyn Manson (Posthuman) , Michael Jackson (Smooth Criminal) , Mindless Self Indulgence (Faggot) , Missy Elliott (She's a Bitch) , Maroon 5 (Harder to Breathe) , Nine-inch Nails (Closer) , No Doubt (Ex-Girlfriend) , Oaisis (Champagne Supernova) , The Offspring (The Kids Aren’t Alright) , Peaches (Tent in Your Pants) , Reba Mcentire (Fancy) , Red Hot Chili Peppers (Scar Tissue) , Spice Girls (Do It) , Switchfoot (Ammunition) , Third Eye Blind (Semi-Charmed Life) , TLC (Creep)

Yeah, I know it's eclectic, but thats me! Its not often you see someone have Spice Girls and Marilyn Manson in the same favorites list, but I am serious when I say I like everything but country...

Oh, and you might have noticed a lack of Weezer. Well:
I don't like Weezer
...there I said it. Its like a freaking Myspace-sin to not love them. So judge me as you will; stone me, beat me, take my name in vain, I don't care;. I'm not changing my mind; they suck. lol.

Oh and of course musicals: Avenue Q, The Last 5 Years, West Side Story, Wicked, Phantom of the Opera, RENT, Chicago, Ragtime, Fiddler on the Roof, Assassians, Into the Woods, Pirates of Penzance, Bat Boy.

And just in case you didn't already know; Grease fucking blows.

I love them:

God they rock my world. REUNION BABY!!!!

Movies:

Just like with music I like bad movies almost as much as I like good movies, but only as long as they are the right kind of bad.
Love: Clerks 2, Pirates, Clueless, Bad Video-Game-to-Movie Movies (A la Resident Evil), Good Video-Game-to-Movie movies (A la Silent Hill), Kill Bill 1&2, Sin City, Closer, Crash, Saved, Charlie's Angels, V for Vendetta, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Zombie Movies, The Devil Wears Prada, Seven, Austin Powers, The Shawshank Redemption, The Lord of the Rings trilogy, The old Star Wars, X-men, X2: X-men United, Clue, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Batman Movies (excluding Batman & Robin), The Harry Potter Movies, Mean Girls, Chicago, D.E.B.S., Spider Man, Pulp Fiction, Liar Liar, Planes, Trains and Automobiles, Moulin Rouge,Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Hairspray (I like the old one but the new one is so freaking good.)
Hate: Brokeback Mountian (Seriously, its just plain crap), Phantom of the Opera (Don't know how they managed to butcher one of the greatest Musicals ever, but they did), The New Star Wars movies

Television:

C.S.I., Sex and the City, Freinds, Sienfield, Family Guy, Good Eats, The Simpsons, American Idol, America's Next Top Model, Project Runway, Robot Chicken, Venture Brothers

Books:

My Favorites: Running With Scissors, Dry, Magical Thinking, Possible Side Effects, The Stranger, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Davinci Code, Angels and Demons (though once you've read one Dan Brown novel you've read them all), Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Love in the Time of Cholera, Good Omens, The Redwall Series, Dune, Notes from Underground, The Golden Compass, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Wicked, Memoirs of a Geisha, Eats, Shoots and Leaves

If you Count Plays as Books: “Hamlet”, “McBeth”, “Othello”, “Death of a Salesman”, “Waiting for Godot”, “Lysistrata”, “Changes of Heart”, “Servent of Two Masters”, almost any thing Commedia, “Flight of the Birds”, “Summertree”, “Equus”
And if You Count Comic Books: The Authority, Hard Time, Rogue, Ultimate X-men, Excalibur, X 23
Currently Reading: Talk to the Hand
On Deck: Children of Dune, Son of a Witch, Confessions of an Evil Stepsister
Oh, and by the way: A Million Little Pieces is potentially the most over-rated book of our time. That is all.