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Kristi

The snozberries taste like snozberries..!

About Me

Life is short, even if you live to be 97... and there are no guarantees that you'll be here tomorrow, so you'd better make the most of the time you grace the planet with your presence. This means being a good person, partner, daughter, sister, friend (yadda yadda, blah). It means have as much fun as you can. I believe friends are the family you get to choose. I believe family are the friends God chose for you (okay, not always, but I got lucky). I believe the people who stand beside you in your worst hour are the ones truly worthy of the status of friend...that situation in itself can be VERY revealing! I believe liars are the saddest people on earth.. GET OFF YOUR ASS AND DO SOMETHING WORTH TALKING ABOUT! I believe that, as long as you are able, you should pull your own weight...those who take advantage of others are just as sorry as the people I described in the previous sentence. I believe slow people should move to the freaking right and let me pass!! I truly love and enjoy my contradictory and bass-ackwards personality. Extroverted, effervescent, loyal, passionate, driven, friendly... See also; Dirty-minded, mouth like a sailor, lazy, twisted, morbid, jealous, curious, obstinate..maybe just a touch of evil, but in a good way (of course!).

My Interests

Music. Dancing. Travel. I am a true water baby, am drawn to the ocean, and love water sports. Laughing my ass off. My big red truck. My family. My friends. Scary movies. Music. Taking pictures. Road Trips! My Dog. Drunken stupors..my own, and those of others. Comedies. Concerts. My Cat. People...always. And Music.

I'd like to meet:

Seth Macfarlane, the creator of "Family Guy," cuz I LOVE to laugh till I cry. Sick, sick mind...a true genius of comedy. Eddie Vedder...my musical hero, and the voice that I *melt* to. Brandon Lee. Johnny Depp... talented, and so hot. Lenny Kravitz...same reason. Kate Hudson, Shakira, Katherine Heigl...Jessica Alba...same reason. Mitch Fatel...funny guy, and yeah, I'll admit...I crush on him! ;)Mitch Fatel's
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Music:

The Pearl Jam TEN album is my numero uno all-time favorite CD, and I can't see it EVER being replaced. Evereverevereverever. Red, Breaking Benjamin, Chevelle. Also love... Stone Temple Pilots, Alice in Chains,Catherine Wheel, Tool, Velvet Revolver, Our Lady Peace, Nine Inch Nails, FALL OUT BOY!.. Gwen Stefani, Shakira, Coldplay, INXS, Dierks Bentley, Rob Thomas/Matchbox 20, Lenny Kravitz, Bob Marley, George Michael, The Killers, Def Leppard, Rolling Stones, Smokey Robinson, The Eagles, Scorpions, U2, Dire Straits, Dave Matthews Band, Switchfoot, Journey, Fleetwood Mac, Brant, Aerosmith, Steve Miller Band, Led Zeppelin...this could take awhile...

Movies:

THE CROW...quite possibly THE best movie ever made. The Green Mile, The 40 Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, Unfaithful, Vanilla Sky, The Ring, Poltergeist, Shawshank Redemption, Joyride, Super Troopers, Liar Liar, Dumb & Dumber, Brokeback Mountain (that's right... giddyup!) Blow, Ice Age, American Pie, The Lost Boys, Stand By Me, Dazed and Confused, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, American History X. Oh, and anything that will scare the pants right off me. Whoa, get your mind out of the gutter! Wait, mine's in there too...and I enjoy the company, so put it back. Ah, yes...

Television:

THE FAMILY GUY!!! Also~ South Park, Drawn Together, Gray's Anatomy, Everybody Loves Raymond, Judge Judy (why do I hate to admit that?) Nip/Tuck, Cops, The Simpsons, Scrubs, Will and Grace, Intervention, Forensic Files, Snapped, Crime and Punishment. New to the group-Dexter. If you didn't have a flash of my morbid curiosity before...mmmm-hmmmmm!

Books:

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