According to experts, I am :
31% Pure
Take the Purity Test at JokesUnlimited.comi am the mother of one the coolest kids ever, yes it's not just a mom thing, my kid fucking rocks, always has, from birth even. his only fault is he's a Raider's fan...no idea how that happened or where things went wrong. Go 9ers! okay, so rumor has it i come off cold and unapproachable. that's crap, i'm quiet, shy, and guarded. a little about me... i am not easily offended. i am not politically correct. i'm fun AND funny. i will get your stupid jokes (eventually). i have tact and you should too. you can be yourself around me, i don't care if you talk like a sailor, as long as you don't care if i do. i like metal, punk, rockabilly, classical, hip-hop, rap and almost anything else... except anything with too many horns. i like going to bars, movies, arcades, light shows, casinos, the zoo, and road trips in general. i think the silver surfer is sexy as hell,(this was definitely before the fantastic 4 movie depicted him as a pussy) yes i am a bit of a comic nerd. i smoke capri 120s and i drink but not much. i don't do any hard drugs, i don't care if you do just keep em the fuck out of MY car and home. i'm not a hipster or a hippy or a goth or a punk ...i'm just me. i'm a high school graduate with some college and sadly that is probably as far as my formal education is going. i'm mentally stable most the time. i love to laugh and have a good time. i play well with others most the time. i will probably still talk to you even if i think you're immature, closed-minded, hypocritical, or you tell me the same fucking story every fucking time i fucking see you, etc... as long as you can hold up your end of a conversation ... like i said i like to laugh (even if it's at you.) i'm shallow but it's cool though because i'm okay with this. i'm an easy person to figure out. i have high standards for the way people behave, and sometimes I decide it's time to tell someone how I feel. sometimes i'm an ass but i'm okay with this too. i don't care if you don't like me, that's on you and you can get over it or not ..it's your choice either way i don't really give a fuck. i care a lot about my friends and would give the shirt off my back without a second thought but sadly i'm also an ass and sometimes fuck up and forget to call on your bday 2 yrs in a fucking row(I love you Danny! and miss our girls nights out!) and shit like that. i'm often too nice to the wrong people and don't know why. i don't regret anything because i know i learned something from the experience. i don't like to be lied to ever ...about anything ...ever. sometimes i talk in cirles. and yes i super glued my hand to my stick shift once ... only once though
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