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Francesca

I Was Born A Unicorn

About Me

About A Girl
maverick

I have been all over the world and seen things some people only dream of, and still my wanderlust and itchy feet continue to nag me. Now I live in the real world, as a corporate whore to the cutthroat world of advertising. I also moonlight as a writer for two publications and try to fight crime by organizing charity events.

One day I will sell everything I own, tap into my "go-to-Hell" fund and buy a boat to sail around the world with my fellow pirates.

I am absolutely obsessed with Africa.

My Interests



i know a thing or two
about her

film and video production and editing, music, travel, sex, food, literature, writing, cartoons, art history, museums and galleries, beer, chocolate, champagne, sedatives, shoes, cigarettes, comic books, doodling, charity, dance, fashion, avant-garde, subversion, indie zines, italian anything, the ocean, speed, tequila, d.i.y., masochism, hedonism, old skool metal lunchboxes, postcards, puppies, primetime television, the internet, playing kings, cosmetics, controversy, all things pink and purple.

I'd like to meet:



I got a dealer in Tokyo
... I got a rep in Paris

Former child actors with substance abuse problems, Imelda Marcos, Johnny Rotten, Lester Bangs, Audrey Hepburn, Elvis, Peaches, Paul Newman, Baz Luhrman, Stanley Kubrick, Jack Kerouac, Orson Welles, Cynthia Plaster Caster, Kurt Cobain, Cameron Crowe, Willy Wonka, C.S. Lewis, My Chinese ancestors, Annabelle Chong, the Wild Boyz, fairies, Heirs to ridiculous fortunes, Lindsay Lohan and her coke dealer, Charlie Kauffman, Steve Jobs, Queen Rania, aliens, Madonna, Francesca Lia Block, Pablo Picasso, Frida Khalo, Roberto Cavalli, Amanda Le Poure, JT Leroy, Courtney Love, the Marilyns (Monroe and Manson), Souxsie Soux, Debbie Harry, Alex Garland, Jackson Pollock, Henri Matisse, Damien Hirst, Paul Gaugin, Albrecht Durer, Boticelli, Vivienne Westwood, Coco Chanel, Buddha, David La Chappelle, Sascha Baron-Cohen, Conan O'Brien, Gia, Michael Alig, Neil Gaiman, Cruella De Ville, etc... and my future husband, JD FORTUNE!

Music:



C'MON
feel the noise!

80's hair rock, The Strokes, crazy europop dance, Death Cab For Cutie, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Weezer, trip hop, break beats, Johnny Boy, Peaches, The Dorques, german and french hip hop, Aerosmith, KISS, Dire Straits, RHCP, punk, screamo, Arabic music, Greek Music, Maximo Park, The Smiths, The Pretenders, Blondie, The Sex Pistols, teeny bopper pop, The Cure, Rick Astley, Veruca Salt, Le Tigre, Chemical Brothers, Cibo Matto, The Pixies, Bloc Party, Ozma, stoner chillout, stoner classic rock, A Perfect Circle, Hole, U2 (before the sucked), new wave, Oasis (before they sucked), Hole, INXS (before and after), The Breeders, The Go Go's, Arcade Fire, Kings of Leon, The Verve, Bon Jovi, anything at all, really.

Movies:



Special
features

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Breakfast at Tiffany's, Natural Born Killers, Requiem for A Dream, Singing in the Rain, Sabrina, A Clockwork Orange, Lolita, V for Vendetta, Chungking Express, Fallen Angels, Amelie, He Loves Me He Loves Me Not, Secretary, Brokeback Mountain, Sex and Lucia, Life is Beautiful, Reality Bites, Leon (The Professional) La Femme Nikkita, El Mariachi, Euro Trip, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Happiness, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, The Dark Crystal, Legend, Fight Club, Being John Malkovich, Just Friends, Clerks, American Beauty, Empire Records, American History X, Almost Famous, Zatoichi, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Interview With the Vampire, Gia, Run Lola Run, Downfall (Der Untergang), Ali Zaoua, sin City, Devdas.

Television:



Got a date
w/ the night

Nip/Tuck, The OC (i'm gay like that), Laguna Beach (hot young guys that actually DO exist), Lost, Family Guy, Coupling, Absolutely Fabulous, The Simpsons, It's Always Sunny in Phillidelphia, South Park

Books:



The words
you scribbled

The God of Small Things, IT, White Oleander, Delta of Venus, Dangerous Angels, Things Fall Apart, One Hundred Years of Solitude, The Aguero Sisters, Love in the Time of Cholera, The Life and Times of Michael K, I Was A Teenage Fairy, The Beach, The Tesseract, Neverwhere, The Belljar, The Chronicles of Narnia, Charlie and the Chocolate factory, Green Eggs and Ham, The Joke, In the Time of the Butterflies, In The Flicker of an Eyelid, The Suns of Independence, Juletane, The Complete Works of Shakespeare, Gulliver's Travels, The Giver, The Alchemist, To Kill A Mockingbird, Palace of Desire, Krik? Krak!, The Farming of Bones, Metamorphosis, I could go on...

Heroes:



A Mighty
HEART

My Momma.