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WHORECULES Memphis Roller Derby Head Coach Z-Girls

Pimpin' ain't easy, but it's necessary so I'm chasing Z's like Tom chases Jerry

About Me

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Music:

Old Skool Hip Hop Big Band Swing Jazz Funk

Anything else you want to throw my way that doesn't sound like shit.

Movies:

Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Dawn of the Dead (new and old) Day of the Dead, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Exorcist, Zombie, 28 Days Later, Ravenous, Gangs of New York, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Millers Crossing, Devils Rejects, House 1000 Corpses, Pirhanas, Freddy v. Jason, And a whole lot more I can't think of right now

Television:


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Books:



Lullaby, Invisible Monsters, Survivor, Choke, Fight Club, Exorcist, We Thought You'd Be Prettier, Autobiography of a Fat Bride, Me Talk Pretty One Day, Created In Darkness By Trouble Americans, Beloved, Haunting of Hill House, Legend of Hell House

Heroes:

Roller Skating Horror movies Making people laugh Mischief

My Blog

Memphis Roller Derby could use your help!!

FunQuest (our venue) experienced water damage to its floor when a pipe burst. Their floor isn't safe for Memphis Roller Derby to skate on for about two weeks. We are currently looking for a tempo...
Posted by WHORECULES Memphis Roller Derby Head Coach Z-Girls on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 10:38:00 PST

Least Complicated

Today I am doing something that I need to do, but don't want to do. I'm nervous and honestly....I'm scared. Here I go.    ...
Posted by WHORECULES Memphis Roller Derby Head Coach Z-Girls on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:11:00 PST

Hell to the Yeah

Went to the doctor today. My ankle is not fractured. It's just a really bad sprain. I can attempt to skate again in a week. If I am not in too much pain then I can go back to my regular skating sched...
Posted by WHORECULES Memphis Roller Derby Head Coach Z-Girls on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 11:28:00 PST

More Adventures in Stupidity....

Ok so it's been a while since I posted a blog on here. But in line with my previous habit of blogging my adventures in stupidity, I had to put this out there.... I got some fancy new hooker shoes to ...
Posted by WHORECULES Memphis Roller Derby Head Coach Z-Girls on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 01:52:00 PST

Whew

I've had alot going on recently. Work was a steaming pile of crap today. I didn't feel like going anywhere tonight, but there was this "thing" at Coyote Ugly for Derby. It seemed to be a plan simila...
Posted by WHORECULES Memphis Roller Derby Head Coach Z-Girls on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 10:05:00 PST

Yeah!!

I skated tonight for the first time since I got sick with a cold. I had a blast!! I also used my new azzpadz for the first time. Amazing how much better I skated tonight confident that I would not ser...
Posted by WHORECULES Memphis Roller Derby Head Coach Z-Girls on Fri, 19 May 2006 08:59:00 PST

Venus Fly Trap Would Perhaps Be More Appropriate......

It never fails. I get a good plan. I set my mind on something. I work hard for it and......... I get a cold. Pffffft. Fish Taco's husband said they are going to start calling me the "Delicate Flower."...
Posted by WHORECULES Memphis Roller Derby Head Coach Z-Girls on Thu, 11 May 2006 12:50:00 PST

And some more of the same.......

So I went skating tonight, right? But before that Wendy (my skate bitch) and I got all dressed up in all of our geeked out protective gear (except for the azzpadz which will arrive via UPS tomorrow an...
Posted by WHORECULES Memphis Roller Derby Head Coach Z-Girls on Fri, 05 May 2006 10:58:00 PST

Ok..............so!

I'm sitting here on my ass donut with an ice pack shoved down the back of my pants.   I had a BLAST. Can't wait to do it again. ...
Posted by WHORECULES Memphis Roller Derby Head Coach Z-Girls on Wed, 03 May 2006 08:47:00 PST

Roller Derby Tryouts

Ok so I went to a Memphis Roller Derby meeting yesterday. I met all the Roller Girls for the first time. To my amazement, I really like everyone I met. They took a vote and decided to let the new rec...
Posted by WHORECULES Memphis Roller Derby Head Coach Z-Girls on Tue, 02 May 2006 05:11:00 PST