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Dorkus Malorkis

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About Me

http://www.netflix.com/BeMyFriend/PsSWxbcap1Wh5qc4I4Zb

My Interests

Music:

HOoooottt bands of flava:
~ Alkaline Trio/ Arcade Fire/ Art Brut/ Autolux
~ Black Rebel Motorcycle Club/ Blonde Redhead/ The Blood Arm
~ CSS/ Charlotte Gainsbourg/ Coldplay
~ Death Cab for Cutie/ Damien Rice/ Deadboy & the Elephantman/ The Decemberist/ Death From Above 1979
~ Elliot Smith
~ Franz Ferdinand/ Foo Fighters/ Futureheads
~ Gogol Bordello/ Get-up Kids/ Grandaddy
~ H
~ Interpol
~ Jay Z/ Jimmy Eat World
~ Kasabian/ Kiser Chiefs/ The Kills
~ LCD Soundsystem/ Le Tigre/ Ladytron/ Lily Chou Chou/ Lavender Diamond/ Lily Allen/ Lupe Fiasco
~ Minus The Bear/ Modest Mouse/ Maximo Park/ Muse
~ Norah Jones/ New Pornographers
~ Osker
~ Polysics/ Postal Service/ Polyphonic Spree/ Plain White T's
~ Q
~ Rilo Kiley/ Radiohead/ Raveonettes
~ Stone Temple Pilots/ Smashing Pumpkins/ Sonic Yeah/ Something Corporate/ The Shins/ The Sounds/ Secret Machines/ Sigur Ros/ Sage Francis/ Sean Lennon/ Sia
~ Tegan and Sara/ Thursday
~ Ultimate Fakebook
~ Voxtrot
~ White Stripes/ Weezer/ The Walkmen
~ X
~ Yeah Yeah Yeahs
~ Zutons

Movies:

"My life is a movie" : - Europa - Eternal Sunshine On the Spotless Mind - Garden State - Forrest Gump - Happiness - Being john Malkovich - All about Lily Chou-Chou - Carisma - Schizopolis - Sex, Lies, and Videotape - Idioterne - Raging Bull - Goodfellas - Tears of the Black Tiger - Love Actually - Mean Streets - Dogville - La Dolce Vita - Napoleon Dynamite - Lock, Stock, and 2 Smoking Barrels - Love Liza - Owning Mahowny - Stranger Than Paradise - Coffee and Cigarettes - A Zed and Two Noughts - Z - Edward Scissorhands - The Cooler - Adaptation - Fargo - Gangs Of New York - Fireworks - Drowning by Numbers - Palindromes - Usual Suspects - Miller's Crossing - In the Mood for Love - Fallen Angels - Dancer in the Dark - The Professional - French Connection - He Loves Me He Loves Me Not - Amelie - Dirty Pretty Things - Sonatine - Aguirre, the Wrath of God

Television:

The Glowing Tube: - Sportscenter - Seinfeld - The Simpsons - Curb Your Enthusiasm - Family Guy - Titus - Bands Reunited - Aqua Teen: Hunger Force

Books:

author Peter Biskind and any experimental/avant-garde/ surealist readings

My Blog

Sharing safe sex stories with a homosexual transy

So a good friend invited me to this private blogging community and I am loving the usability and features it presents to me. So I'm considering using MySpace sparingly... it's possible but not probabl...
Posted by Dorkus Malorkis on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 07:36:00 PST

Ever felt the urge to hug a squirrel?

I'm having this weird habit of checking my MySpace frequently like somehow I'm going to see something I didn't before, the signs of me becoming more engaging and the ability to socialize has risen. Ha...
Posted by Dorkus Malorkis on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 02:27:00 PST

Brown stains on my underwear

So I decide to make a trip to our local Starbucks this morning to get some tea and catch up on some current events. Its early in the afternoon, so there is a decent amount of people, nothing compared ...
Posted by Dorkus Malorkis on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 02:07:00 PST

Has the ugly stick attacked your Bank?

    You'd have to be a moron or blind like a wise man to not realize the practices of banks placing attractive and mainly young individuals at the counter. Kinda sorry when your merchan...
Posted by Dorkus Malorkis on Tue, 16 May 2006 02:05:00 PST

Richard Simmons proposed to me...I answered "___"

So apparently I share a birthday with North Korea dictator Kim Jong-IL which leaves me puzzled on the conditions of my current and future behavior. I wonder what it would take to get my hands on New G...
Posted by Dorkus Malorkis on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 03:02:00 PST

Check out this event: IHOB House warming

Hosted By: Vasthy, Christina, John, CandyWhen: Saturday Jan 21, 2006 at 9:00 PMWhere: House of Flores, Villegas, Hang & Lopez5453 Norwalk Blvd. Apt. HWhittier, CA 90601USDescription:Vasthy, Christina,...
Posted by Dorkus Malorkis on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 02:15:00 PST

Gogol Bordello

Date: October 23, 2005 Venue: House of Blues-Anaheim Bands: Gogol Bordello, Throw Rag, and Scotch Greens   When I was working at the radio station, I just happened to come across this Program Dir...
Posted by Dorkus Malorkis on Tue, 25 Oct 2005 04:11:00 PST

F%^K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I JUST WROTE A VERY LONG AND INSIGHTFUL BLOG AND IT ALL WENT TO WASTE.....let me gather myself and hopefully I can write something of the same nature......f&*King fudge sticks!!!!
Posted by Dorkus Malorkis on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 05:09:00 PST

Quote of the Week

Soooo.....thinking of how I can motivate myself to check this "My Space" site I decided to give myself a project. So I will attempt to update my page with a new quote of the week on the front page, th...
Posted by Dorkus Malorkis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

F$%K! Blog this......

Bonjour, welcome to another......LoL, okay i'm not gonna lie, I've got nothing, I just wanted to see how many were bored enough or intrigued enough to read this blog based on the the subject headline ...
Posted by Dorkus Malorkis on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST