Mitchellaneous profile picture

Mitchellaneous

I am here for Friends

About Me

For all of my friends that wonder what I mean when I say "Bow chica BOW WOW" repeatedly...well watch and learn!
MySpace CodesMe in the 5th Grade...

My Interests

I like a lot of things Sci-Fi, Comic Books, Video Games, Gadgets and/or Gizmos, and Kung Fu. (I’m a big kid) I think most people start to die when they try to act grown up. What the hell is wrong with acting like a kid? I was one for the first 20+ years of my life...It's little me reading a book...aren't I the most pathetic thing you have ever seen?Here is me now...Damn I got ugly...Hey it's Hurricane ME! (Hurricane Mitch 1998)
how jedi are you? :: by lawrie malen

I'd like to meet:

There was an old Shaolin Master he is believed that he created the art of Tai Chi, his name was Ju Ming. Looking at different sculptures and various pieces of text that he wrote, I think I’d like to hang out with that guy, even though he’s been dead for about 1500 years. I think I’d enjoy learning t’ai-chi or strengthening my small grasp on Kung Fu. I’m not a Buddhist by any means but I can say that I respect there beliefs and discipline. I wish I had that much dedication to my beliefs.Stan Lee: I think it would be cool to hang out with this guy. He has co-created some of the most popular characters in comic book history. He knows so much about writing and motivating a reader…it seems like he would not only be a good story teller but also a good template for the kind of writer that I would like to be.Brian Michael Bendis: This guy made me want to be a writer. His stuff is very cutting edge and he has a tendency to make you question what you would do if you were in the protagonist or antagonists position. He really messes with the reader and doesn’t let you go until his story is told…by the time its over, you either love the story or you hate it…but it is always compelling.

Music:

Not a fair question...i'm a music whore...except I don't get paid...I pay the man for it...I'm such a tool...and a whore...I think I need to go find a place and cut myself...Liam Lynch is my HERO!!!

Movies:

Favorite Movie right now Grandma’s Boy, Bubba Ho-Tep, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, LOTR Trilogy, Indiana Jones Movies, Star Wars Saga, Superman I, II, and Returns (Superman 3 and 4 were too campy), View Askew Series, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Deuce Bigelow, The Animal, The Benchwarmers, The Boon Dock Saints, Way of the Gun, Evil Dead I-III, Spider-Man I&II, X-Men I & II, (X3 sucked!) The Punisher(some hated it, I liked it), Big Trouble, Big Trouble in Little China, Ninja Turtles I – III, Office Space, Muppets in Space, The Godfather, Scarface… You know it is really unfair to ask what a person’s favorite movies are…I own close to 500 DVD’s…

Television:

Stargate: SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, Smallville, The Family Guy, The Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Venture Bros., Metalacolypse, Minoriteam, Home Movies, (anything on Cartoon Network’s Adult Swim) Justice League, Justice League Unlimited, Animated Superman and Batman, Transformers, The Tick (Live Action & Animated), Arrested Development, Samurai Jack, Dexter’s Lab (Dexter Kicks ASS), I like most cartoons old school and new.

Books:

The Lord of the Rings Series, Star Wars Books, Tom Clancy, Bruce Lee’s “Tao of Jeet Kune Do”, Bruce Campbell’s if “If Chins Could Kill”, “Make Love, the Bruce Campbell way”. Ju Ming, Confucianism for Dummies, “The Glossary of Chueng”, “The Art of War”Comics…since they should have there OWN section: The Amazing Spiderman, Star Wars Tales, Star Wars Legacy, Adventures of Superman, Marvel: Civil War, Marvel: Frontline, Ultimate Spiderman, Ultimate X-Men, Ultimate Nightmare, Ultimate Secret, Ultimate Extinction, Ultimate War, Ultimate Six, and of course THE ULTIMATES/ULTIMATES II, and Powers. The MIGHTY THOR! God of THUNDER and LIGHTNING! As seen in my favorite comic-book THE ULTIMATES

Heroes:

JLU we miss you...He is Known as MASTER Chuck! Last name NORRIS first name CHUCK! My Super Heroes:Padawan Tony: Skilled Weapon dualist and has an archive for battles of Heroes of Legend.Dickyvantastic: The Jedi Master who taught me.The Wheej: Brother in arms, cunning warrior, and good friend.Notorious J.A.Z.: The Chewbacca to my Han Solo. Excellent field Lieutenant and clear headed.Ravi: My cloned Jedi Doppleganger. Keep this one at arms reach.The Brando: The strength of many and cares only for the opinions of a few. Possible candidate for the Head R&D.The Workman: Bravery under adversity. Man with with true ability to make me laugh at how incredibly stupid I can be. Cool hats... He is a master of Cool hats...Josh Warr: My Padawan Learner who has surpassed me in the fight.Some Who Call me...: Not enough data has been collected, yet the "Tim" has shown true character and strength.The G: Boundless bravery and enthusiasm. Non-Force sensative but possess much ingenuity under duress...MF'n DANIEL! No other name will do...: Mechanical expert and Head of R&D. We are still trying to find out what he did to make the toaster only spit out FRENCH TOAST...Bridget is the only one that doesn't seem to complain...Will Farrell and his Doppleganger: So far neither of these two have made any threatening motions...except for the movie "Bewitched" More Heroes soon to follow...

My Blog

The Church of Balboa!

Every six months to a year I think it is important that we all look within us and and decide to find out if we have spiritually grown at all... Yeah so i haven't been that big at that recently...I cha...
Posted by Mitchellaneous on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 09:56:00 PST

Perils of Unpaid Time

So I got another job...again...I was placed by an agency.  I don't know if any of you have ever worked for one before, but it truly is the worst thing you can subject a person to...other than Ric...
Posted by Mitchellaneous on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 04:12:00 PST

Greetings from the Future!

I miss you all. The good news is that the flux capicitor that I invented works and through a major time paradox MYSPACE has sent me into the far reaches of the future. No, no, there are not actually f...
Posted by Mitchellaneous on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 10:53:00 PST

Shop Till Uou Flop:To the Eight Year Old In Us All...

I haven't posted a blog ina while and I'm sure that there are a few of you if any that would care to know how I am doing.  The answer in short is "fine"  Don't worry I have absolutely not f...
Posted by Mitchellaneous on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:32:00 PST

If Life Were a Movie

I suppose that if this were a Motion Picture, this would be considered the actual low point of the film.  Everything that could happen to our would-be protaganist HAS happened.  The "employm...
Posted by Mitchellaneous on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 06:30:00 PST

Anyone Ever Escaped from Prison?

My arms and back are sore, my nose has the sniffles, my hair is oily, and my feet hurt.  OKAY!  Now that the bitching is out of the way!  HOW the HELL are all you folks who follow my r...
Posted by Mitchellaneous on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 02:52:00 PST

Out of Work Woes...

Here I sit in this chair...attempting to make my mundane existence seem a BIT more interesting.  I did a hand stand for about half an hour today...  Wasn't really one of the "real" hand stan...
Posted by Mitchellaneous on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 05:03:00 PST

Now for the Most Important Blog Ever...

I  Boobs...   ________888_8:::888888:::::::::::::::::::::::::88888888888__ _888 ___________88:::::88888888::::::m::::::::::::::88888888888__ __8 _________888888888888888888:M::::::::::::::::88...
Posted by Mitchellaneous on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 04:19:00 PST

The Wooping Weirdo...No Resolution, NOW a Religion...

I threw up...My eyes hurt...and I can't see straight...  Oh wait I just smelled the new Britney Spears fragrence...  Not much has occured in the past few weeks except for the usual amount of...
Posted by Mitchellaneous on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 09:04:00 PST

Misadventures of Mitch: The Case of the Whooping Weirdo

I go jogging just about every night. It's my thing. I use it to wind down and keep my ass from getting too saggy at a rather young age. I usually go for about 3 to 3.5 miles every night. It usually en...
Posted by Mitchellaneous on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 12:52:00 PST