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Sweets [the Joker]

if you aren't here to party get the FUCK out of my teacup BiTCH ♠ TRUST YOUR iNNER VOiCE OVER

About Me


LIFE'S TOO SHORT
♥
TO DATE UGLY CHICKS
My name is Whitney and I'm pretty much a big deal.
♥ I'm ready to have someone sweep me off my feet ♥
[my idea of a fun friday night is getting high & baking cookies]
I have the greatest friends ever.
I'm ADDiCTiVE.
I am who I am and I will change for no one.
I'll take a mile if you let me.
If you could read my mind you'd be seriously offended.
I make noise when I'm drunk, otherwise I live quietly.
I don't waste my breath if I don't feel the need to.
I'm usually HiGH so don't mind me if I'm not paying attention.
You really don't wanna piss me off. I'm not nice.
You can love me, you can hate me, but you can't ignore me.
I'm a hippie at heart, but I'm a Juggalette by choice.
I know everything happens for a reason.
I know there has to be more to life than this.
I'm no princess ; I'm the fucking QUEEN.
Now I needa KiNG to share the world with.
I'm a leo and I like to ROAR.
Stars, skulls & camo make me happy.
I love to color. It makes me SMiLE.
I'm always happy unless I'm bored.
If you give me a lollipop I'll love you forever.
Sweedish fish are dank as fuck too.
I'm so sick of therapy and all the things its done to me.
I'm an unmedicated mess with a smile on my face.
There is only one Whit Jones.
Fuck what you've heard. Recognize what you see.

the only thing on my mind is everything
so i blame my brain for tryna hold me down

Miss Bodycount
P.S. SHOCK THE WORLD

My Interests



im lactose intolerant

I'd like to meet:

someone who appreciates the awesomeness of BATMAN as much as I do.

Music:



Stuck In My Head


+44
36 Crazyfists
50 Cent

[A]
A Kiss Could Be Deadly
Adema
Afroman
Anbody Killa
Allister
Aqua
Art of Dying
As I Lay Dying
Atreyu
Authority Zero
Avenged Sevenfold

[B]
the Beach Boys
Blaze Ya Dead Homie
Bleeding Through
the Beatles
the Bled
Bleed the Dream
Blink 182
Bob Marley
Bowling for Soup
Breaking Benjamin
Jimmy Buffet
Burn Season

[C]
the Chariot
CKY
Comeback Kid
the Clash
Cold
Crazy Town
Crossbreed
Crossfade
Cypress Hill

[D]
Dark Lotus
Dave Navarro
Dead to Fall
Deadstar Assembly
Def Leppard
Disturbed
the Doors
Dropkick Murphys
Drowning Pool

[E]
the Eagles
the Early November
Earshot
Esham
Eve 6
Evergreen Terrace
Everytime I Die

[F]
Fall Out Boy
Fear Before the March of Flames
Fenix TX
Finch
Finger Eleven
Flaw
Flogging Molly
the Foo Fighters
From A Second Story Window

[G]
Get Up Kids
Glassjaw
Goldfinger
Green Day
G-Unit
Guns n Roses

[H]
Halifax
Haste the Day
Hatebreed
Hopesfall
Jimi Hendrix
Homegrown
Hootie & the Blowfish
Hot Hot Heat

[I]
Insane Clown Posse
Ill Nino
Incubus
In Flames
Into the Moat
Ion Dissonance
I Killed the Prom Queen

[J]
Jamie Madrox
Jane's Addiction
Jay-Z
Josie and the Pussycats

[K]
Kill Hannah
Killswitch Engage
King Spade
KMFDM
Korn
Kottonmouth Kings

[L]
Led Zeppelin
Less Than Jake
Lil' Wayne
older Limp Bizkit
Linkin Park
Lit
the Living End
Lloyd Banks
Lostprophets
Lustra
Lynyrd Skynyrd

[M]
Mars
Matchbook Romance
Mest
Metallica
Midtown
Millencolin
Mindless Self Indulgence
the Misfits
Monoxide Child
Mudvayne
Murderdolls
Mushroom Head
MxPx
My Chemical Romance

[N]
Nas
New Found Glory
Nick Black
Nickelback
No Authority
older No Doubt
NOFX
Nonpoint
Norma Jean
Nothingface
the Number Twelve Looks Like You

[O]
Paul Oakenfold
the Offspring
On Broken Wings
OPM
Outkast

[P]
Pantera
Papa Roach
Pennywise
Pepper
Pink Floyd
Pitbull
Powerman 5000

[Q]
Queen

[R]
Rage Against the Machine
Rammstein
the Ramones
Rancid
the Red Chord
Red Line Creep
Reel Big Fish
Relient K
Remembering Never
Rise Against
Rob Zombie

[S]
Saves the Day
Seether
Semisonic
Sevendust
the Sex Pistols
Shaggy 2 Dope
Silverstein
Skid Row
Skindred
Slipknot
Smashing Pumpkins
Smile Empty Soul
Snoop Dogg
Socialburn
Something Corporate
Soulfly
the Spice Girls
Staind
the Starting Line
Static-X
Stillkept
Stone Sour
Story of the Year
Stutterfly
Suave Smooth
Sublime
Sugarcult
Sum 41
Switchfoot

[T]
Taking Back Sunday
Taproot
Tech Nine
Terror
Three Days Grace
Through the Eyes of the Dead
T.I.
Trapt
Triple J
Trivium
Tupac

[U]
UB40
Underoath
the Used

[Y]
Yellowcard
the Ying Yang Twins
Young Jeezy

[Z]
Zao
♥

Movies:



Television:



Books:



Heroes:

My Heroes

Mr Wonderful from waytoomany.com

Batman

Riley

my fellow Magick Ninjas in Twiztid

Tinkerbell

ROGER the penguin

WATCH OUT! pirate penguins will fuck you up!

My Blog

waiting games

everyone on this earth is waiting for something; whether they know it or not. we're all waiting for love, for hope, for SOMETHING to happen. some people can tell you in detail what they're waiting for...
Posted by ♥[Sweets]♥ that cute dead bitch on Tue, 22 May 2007 11:39:00 PST

medical marijuana vs. dangerous prescriptions

Medical Marijuana: The Replacement for Very Dangerous DrugsDr. Phillip Leveque for Salem-News.com Cannabis / marijuana medicines were at one time the "drugs of choice" in the United States, until the...
Posted by ♥[Sweets]♥ that cute dead bitch on Fri, 18 May 2007 09:12:00 PST

surveys kill time

MOUTHOLOGY:What is your salad dressing of choice?*blue cheeseWhat is your favorite fast food restaurant? *arbysWhat is your favorite sit-down restaurant? *bimini twistOn average, what size tip do you ...
Posted by ♥[Sweets]♥ that cute dead bitch on Thu, 17 May 2007 04:19:00 PST

boyfriend application... ENTERTAIN ME =]

Name: Age: Hair Color: Eye Color: Height:   Penis Size: Tattoos?: Piercings?: Drink?: Smoke?: Any other drugs?: Would you care if I did drugs?: Would you care if I drank?: Are you a virgi...
Posted by ♥[Sweets]♥ that cute dead bitch on Wed, 16 May 2007 01:42:00 PST

if you dont got family who DO you have?

i hate my so called family.once my father died they all abandoned me and my mom like we were trash.everyone except my grandparents n theyve been dead for 2 years now.i dont know why they cut me off.w...
Posted by ♥[Sweets]♥ that cute dead bitch on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:03:00 PST

over it

so i thought about it; and i really think i had myself totally convinced that i wanted to be with justin so i believed it was all real. i ignored the fact that he was a total selfish asshole and didnt...
Posted by ♥[Sweets]♥ that cute dead bitch on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:00:00 PST

THC may fight lung cancer

http://cannabisculture.com/articles/4946.html   Marijuana Compound THC May Fight Lung Cancer by Amanda Gardner, HealthDay Reporter (17 Apr, 2007) ..> In cells and in mice, THC shrank tumors, ...
Posted by ♥[Sweets]♥ that cute dead bitch on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 11:59:00 PST

to the love we'll never know

i honestly do not feel that ive taken advantage of anyone in my life. maybe some of you may think differently and id like to apologize right now for making you feel that way. i usually feel like the o...
Posted by ♥[Sweets]♥ that cute dead bitch on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 04:37:00 PST

mixed feelings

it was the hardest thing ive done in years leaving justin yesterday. im so in love with this kid. it hurts. im not sure whats going to happen now. im in the one place i never wanted to be again; both ...
Posted by ♥[Sweets]♥ that cute dead bitch on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 10:23:00 PST

this isnt friendship, this is nazi germany

im fucking sick and fucking tired of being fucked over by my so called friends. all i do is try to fucking help people and it blows up in my damn face. and to top it all off when someone fucks me over...
Posted by ♥[Sweets]♥ that cute dead bitch on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 12:01:00 PST