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Jo-Lo

All About Me

About Me

All About Me.....If you know me then you know that this is not true i suppose. I'm vain, charming, and have good hair, no great hair. I like nice clothes, nice people, haircare products and expensive things. I can't afford expensive things but my credit cards can. Mostly you'll find me at work, holding back my fifth heart-attack.Soundtrack to your life:Opening Credits: White Stripes - We are gonna be friendsWaking Up Scene: Colin Hay - Beautiful WorldCar Driving Scene: The Knack - My SharonaHigh School Flashback Scene: Paul Simon - You can call me AlNostalgic Scene: Eric Clapton - Wonderful TonightBitter, Angry Scene: Blink182 - Online SongsBreak-up Scene: Colin Hay - Waiting for my real life to beginRegret Scene: Colin Hay - Ever get over youNightclub/Bar Scene: Dean Martin - Ain't that a kick in the headFight/Action Scene: Colin Hay - Land Down UnderLawn Mowing Scene: The Beatles - I WillSad, breakdown scene: Simon and Garfunkel - Sound of SilenceDeath Scene: Jeff Buckley - hallelujahFuneral Scene: REM - This Friendly WorldMellow/Pot-smoking Scene: The Band - The WeightDreaming About Someone Scene: Francis Dunnery - Good LifeSex Scene: Frank Sinatra - I won't DanceContemplation Scene: Kansas - Dust in the windChase Scene: New Amsterdams - make me change my mindHappy Love Scene: Paul McCartney - Calico SkiesHappy Friend Scene: Butthole Surfers - Dracula from HoustonClosing Credits: Rolf Harris - Two Little Boys

My Interests

I like scrubs, and 24, and harry potter, and obscure music. I also like cooking. I like films, i like watching and making films. If you want to be in a film, talk to me.

Look, a redundant link! PimpWebpage

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet Jessica Alba, in a sauna, on her most desperate day.Your results:
You are Spider-Man Spider-Man 75% Batman 70% Catwoman 55% The Flash 50% Iron Man 50% Wonder Woman 45% Green Lantern 45% Superman 40% Supergirl 40% Hulk 40% Robin 35% You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

Music:

I got soul but I'm not a soldierEveryday i love you less and lessShe's My Little Deuce CoupBaby's in black but I'm feeling blue...God gave rock n roll to youSo we tanned his hide when he died Clide, and that's it hanging on the shed....

Movies:

Garden State, i like that one, Anchorman is awesome, Old School - Ezcellent Lots more....
Get this video and more at MySpace.comThis is a film by Joe. Joe doesn't do a lot, but when he does, this is the result. If you look at it as a serious film, it's bloody awful, if you look at it with the idea that only a crazy stoner with dreadlocks could think of something as inane as this ,then it is fantastic!!!

Television:

Who doesn't like The OC? Spooks? Well then you have to like Lost, everybody like's Lost, except Mike... Oh no, the guy from footballers wives, the blonde one, (I'm pretending not to know his name so as to not look really sad) is dead. And he was such a new character too...I like that infomercial about the Bible Box Set, if only i had £140. I suppose I could make four easy four easy payments of £39.95 and get a bonus 7th disc, god damn it it's got to be worth it...

Books:

Harry Potter man, Dumbledore dies, noooooooooooooooo

Heroes:

Jack Bauer The Janitor Han Solo Number 6 Adam Carter Patrick McGoohan is a complete badass

My Blog

Snow

Hooray, it's snowing. Some chavs threw snow at me as i walked down the street , gits. Wish I had a snow plow , I'd rename it the Chav Plow and plow awy all the chavs, gits. Is it plow or plough? Who c...
Posted by Jo-Lo on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 10:59:00 PST