Hey my name is Jared and Jared is one crazy muthafucka! the truth is I act different around everyone but im not being fake its just different people bring out diffrent sides of my personality. I love to have fun no matter what people think of the out come. The way I see it theres 2 kinds of people in this world Ninjas and Pirates. Yo ho and a bottle of rum well make that 2 bottles k maybe like 5
Name: Jared Alan Caldwell
Birthdate: November 2nd 1989 oh ya 80s
Birthplace: Boca Raton Fl but I swere Im no Jew
Current Location: Cumming Ga ya laugh it up
Eye Color: green/blue (they change)
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6.3 Jolly green giant
Weight: 140 ya im a fatty
Piercings: Just ask Prince Albert
Tatoos: 2 in da future
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: im not in rite now but if u leave ur name and number Ill get back to u as soon as I can *beeb*
Overused Phraze: I own this shit
FAVORITES
Food: Waffle house cheese an egg plate hells ya Alli keep it real
Candy: Schnapps, isn'ta true liqueur it's technically a fruit brandy
Number: 49
Color: GREEN
Animal: Eye of the Tiger baby
Drink: Blood of mountain cat
Alcohol Drink: Sucker Punch
Bagel: Everything
Letter: J
Body Part on Opposite sex: Face Hair and ass
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Tang
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Sonic
Strawberry or Watermelon: cherries
Hot tea or Ice tea: Sweet Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Stawbery
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Both
Kiss or Hug: a snazy mix of the 2
Dog or Cat: DOG
Rap or Punk: Hippi
Summer or Winter: Autumn
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Sport Movies
Love or Money: I do it for the love
YOUR...
Bedtime: were I drop
Most Missed Memory: My Trailer Park and Piano Class
Best phyiscal feature: My height
First Thought Waking Up: FOOD!!!
Goal for this year: Not Die
Best Friends: Vanessa, Adam, John, Melissa, Jasmine, Courtny, and People I hang with in the morning exept ROGER
Weakness: A girl crying
Fears: Spiders
Heritage: IRISH and dont ever forget it bitches
Longest relationship: 3 mounths
&..39;HAVE YOU...'
Ever Drank: What part of Im Irish did u not get
Ever Smoked: No
Pot: Hell no
Ever been Drunk: Hell ya
Ever been beaten up: yup
Ever beaten someone up: Fuck ya
Ever Shoplifted: U know
Ever Skinny Dipped: OH ya it should be a sport
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: I believe in a thing called love ohhhhhhh ya guitar (yes)
Been Dumped Lately: Nope
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Vanessas
Favorite Hair Color: RED
Short or Long: Long
Height: Short
Style: Crazy and fun
Looks or Personality: Personality can over rule looks but it better be one hell of a chick
Hot or Cute Your Beautiful
Drugs and Alcohol: ALCOHOL but Neithers fine to
Muscular or Really Skinny: Porportioned
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: NONE
What country do you want to Visit: IRELAND
How do you want to Die: In the general lea jumping the grand cannon running from the cops with Paul in the passenger side Listening to Dont Stop Me Now with guns a blazing and falling strait down
Been to the Mall Lately: No
Do you like Thunderstorms: I Love Thunderstormrs
Get along with your Parents: Define get along
Health Freak: More or less
Do you think your Attractive: Im bringing sexy back
Believe in Yourself: Eye of The Tiger baby
Want to go to College: NOTRE DAME
Do you Smoke: Never eww
Do you Drink: Aye
Shower Daily: Twice
Been in Love: Yes
Do you Sing: Every waking moment of the day
Want to get Married: Yep
Do you want Children: Way later in life
Have your future kids names planned out: Scramp Lizzard, Pocket Chewy, Shamis, and Vanessa
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: What time is it
Hate anyone: ROGER!!!
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