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tina

we clutch our bellies and roll on the floor...when i say this, it should mean laughter, not poison.

About Me

incredible the first animal that dreamed of another animal. monstrous the first vertebrate that succeeded in standing on two feet and thus spread terror among the beasts still normally and happily crawling close to the ground through the slime of creation. astounding the first telephone call, the first boiling water, the first song, the first loincloth.
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My Interests

stomping around; standing on my head; all things inappropriate; nonsarcastic yays!; living the principle; mixing business with leather; sneezing; kissing noses (not in that order); finding six ducks for six bucks (it happens!); falling into freezing rivers; falling so you can learn to fly; yawpin' (or, as tim says, yaoping). also, i really love big round bales of hay. and the universe.

I'd like to meet:

fellow armchair grammarians; the makers of tito's tacos; melquiades.

Music:

bjerk; miss e; jillie; gregory isaacs; toots; sabu and the bluefields crew; tuesday afternoons in eaton chapel; colombian bar songs; the sound of coffee grinding...
mmm....

Movies:

"do you have connections at Renault?"
"...no."
"too bad. you could have traded your dumb looks for a car."

Television:

absolutely "i've been to paradise but i've never been to me" fabulous

Books:

life is elsewhere; zero gravity; one hundred years of solitude; lunch poems; crush; blow up and other stories; the 14,500-page, 22-volume...
guess what it is...

Heroes:

those of us in the gutter who still remember to look up at the stars.