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captain of redundancy captain

masochist is my middle name

About Me

i like to laugh. I like it to be off-guard and surprised by it, from the bottom of my stomach. good writing makes me do that, as well as coincidence and consequence. i don't like people who are in it for the money. i don't care if you're a big balla. you would still be the same douchebag even if you were wearing prada. and besides, prada sucks. i like tattoos. it means you stand for something, even if it is the empathy for a curtainless michigan j. frog. i like my feet, because ballet has pounded them ugly over the last twenty-one years. i like, too, that they are more beautiful than they seem. I like stars. period. I like going to bars by myself and watching the scene. i like cigarettes, and i know they're bad for me, so shut the fuck up. barefoot. i like it. i like the sky, and i want to drink it. don't nevermind me... i'm not a nevermind kind a person. i like to say, "i'm just sayin'," because it can get you out of anything. i got it from seinfeld. i like to be pleasantly surprised through my cynicism. it gives me faith that people are not as stupid and careless as they all seem. i like being with someone who doesn't want to change me. i've been someone else my whole life. i would like to start appreciating what little i know of me, and it goes the same for a significant other. i've had too many relationships sour because i was supposed to be a pretty picture. my friends are extremely important to me. they are my gold. so are my cats, miss princess and chick. don't fuck with them, 'cause they'll fuck you up. oh, and if you message me, be aware that i don't like idiots. if you misspell a word, you'd better be sure that it was a slippery fingertip, because i have no patience for people who misuse contractions. there, they're, and their are not all the same word.
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My Interests

dancing sleeping coffee smoking biting massages kissing reading daydreaming stretching rainy nights jumping in puddles cracking my joints holding hands skin (on mine) drinking smoking (again)

I'd like to meet:

myself and someone who thinks i'm funny (cause i'm really not)

Music:

the strokes, the ettes, the shins, froufrou, imogine heap, bjork, the dandy warhols, snow patrol, death cab, the futureheads, joss stone, augustana, beck, the cure, jimmy eats world, the damnwells, robots in disguise, daft punk, fischerspooner, autolux, postal service, interpol,meriweather,stellastarr, yeah yeah yeahs, portishead, the faint, massive attack, david gray, etta james, a fire inside, miles davis, disco biscuits, ryan adams, MIA, radiohead, sigur ros, incubus, vendetta red, vekvet revolver, deftones, saves the day, dashboard, matchbook romance, finch, save ferris, gorrillaz, circle takes the square, senses fail

Movies:

if you haven't seen "thank you for smoking", i'll come to your house and kill you while you're sleeping.

Television:

i don't watch much, but i love cartoons... the family guy, the simpsons, south park, robot chicken, and wondershowzen are a few...

Books:

leaves of grass, walt whitman; the six names of beauty, crispin sartwell; anything palanhiuk; anything david sedaris, the genius; anything augusten burrows, a streetcar named desire, tennessee williams;just finished a great one called sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs, by chuck klosterman... fucking phenominal

Heroes:

my mother, father, and brothers, sarah and nat, bubba, my guardian angel

My Blog

i's rather have heart shaped sea salt

will youwon't youwill youwon't youwill youwon't youwill youwon't youwill youwon't you will you won't yoube my valentine?and if i have to askthendo you care?k....
Posted by captain of redundancy captain on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 04:45:00 PST

breaking beautiful

i walked all day today.wherever i could go, i walked, and looked, and took pictures of things i thought were love.things i thought were beautiful.untouched by overly charismatic hearts, ruined at the ...
Posted by captain of redundancy captain on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 03:52:00 PST

off no better

i don't thinki'll ever know, and worse yet _ i don't thinki want to.if i find myselfunrequitedi'm off no better than i started.what once was safe, inside my chestis now allowedto roam,off tonguesand l...
Posted by captain of redundancy captain on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 05:26:00 PST

how tokyo makes me smile

the girl with the midas touch. that's me. one would think that after everything, every instance i've been through this, i would learn. i would learn to see what exactly it is that i am attracted to th...
Posted by captain of redundancy captain on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 02:25:00 PST

loving a lost cause

i hate ballet.i hate ballet because it makes me hate myself. it makes me wish i was something different than i could ever be, which sucks because i'm a pretty neat person.and yes, i just said "neat".i...
Posted by captain of redundancy captain on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 09:21:00 PST

the aches and pains of a life less ordinary

movement behind eyes, little rhythmsthat bounce and swirlwith each passingnote...i find a reprise...do it againand againand againi scream insidereleaserelease releasethe hatethe angerthe frustrationso...
Posted by captain of redundancy captain on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 05:04:00 PST

thoughts on luck

i have the worst luck in the world.it's true. i really, honestly do. i believe in karma. so i try  my hardest not to believe in luck... but still. i'm not a bad person. i can be mean.i can be tri...
Posted by captain of redundancy captain on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 05:07:00 PST

overdose

tiredtiredtiredmy head,thick with insignifigancesleep the tiredand tryingdays,smiles replacingvacant gazeif i do,if take the chance,the iron gatei built so strong,crumbles,withers,rusts beyondwhat i c...
Posted by captain of redundancy captain on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 05:36:00 PST

lovely like a mandolin

normal girl, withboring wordsthat twist and tumbleout pretty lips,bland,mundane,cordial hands,but delicate her fingertips...with deep set eyesthat searchand score,that look to starsfor love and life,a...
Posted by captain of redundancy captain on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:57:00 PST

PMS Piggy Bank

well. what a lovely christmas this has turned out to be again. for another year in a row. seeing the family has been... actually, it's been great. i have always felt like the odd duck out, but the pas...
Posted by captain of redundancy captain on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 03:39:00 PST