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Ray Ray

I'm Not Together But I'm Almost There

About Me

Oh ,Hi. I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such self-help videos as 'Smoke Yourself Thin' and "Get Confident, Stupid! Here's a word of advice...If you got yourself a man and you got a single friend, FUCK THAT BITCH! Don't you let that bitch up in your house when you aint home... Don't even let her go to the movies with y'all. Tell her, ''look girl i dont know what to tell you. I'll get you the DVD when it come out, but you aint going to no muthafuckin picture show with me you lonely bitch!" :o)Virgo men: Too shy to make an overture, but when the moment arrives, you had better be prepared for him to bring his pajamas, shaving equipment, and toothbrush. He likes to talk about how you like it and having talked about it, he will key in on the right erotic response. Don't expect imagination, but he is a hard worker and is open to suggestion. His secret life: can be obsessed with pornography. Erogenous zone: his buttocks.

My Interests

Boys and such...

I'd like to meet:

You...

Music:

OK, I know everyone says this, but I like all types of music. SERIOUSLY! If you were to check out my iPod, I have everything from Verdi and Handle to Eminem and 50 cent! Some of my favorites right now are Hot Hot Heat, Jason Mraz, Michael Bluble, Gloria Estefan, Josh Kelly, Damien Rice, Ray Charles, Mariah Carey, ANY MUSICAL!, Scissor Sisters, Rufus Wainwright, The Postal Service, Peaches, Gwen Stefani, Madonna, Koufax, Kelly Clarkson, Black Eyed Peas, Dave Mathews Band, Gavin DeGraw, JOHN MAYER!, Johny Lang, Juanes...

Movies:

Y Tu Mama Tambien, Center Stage, Steel Magnolias, Ferris Beuller's Day Off, Alladin, Requiem For a Dream, Monsters Inc., Saw, Madagascar, STAR WARS! Saved, Chicago, Harry Potter (All of them!), Lord of the Rings, The Butterfly Effect, Wedding Crashers.

Television:

I don't watch TV. :o) But if I did, I would watch old school cartoons (The Flinstones, Jetsons, Bugs Bunny, Smurfs, Care Bears, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... You know the rest) Kids Inc., While You Were Out, Sponge Bob Square Pants, Pretty much anything on HGTV or TLC, America's Funniest Home Videos, Who's Line Is It Anyway? Desperate Housewives! Those girls are hott. Grey's Anatomy, CSI:Miami, NYC, and Las Vegas, Will and Grace, I would like shows like that...

Books:

The Sleeping Beauty Chronicles, By Anne Rice... I promise a hard-on to anyone with a dick! St. George and the Dragon and the Quest for the Holy Grail, The Power of One... this one will make you cry, Interview with a Vampire. The Hobbit (This one was suprisingly good!) Wicked, the book the musical is based on. HARRY POTTER! I want to be a wizard so bad!

Heroes:

My MOM! You have no idea how much I love and admire her!

My Blog

YES!!! I'M IN REPAIR!!!

No, I'm not broken. Yes I am in repair. But it's more of a state of mind than anything else... "In Repair" John Mayer - ContinuumToo many shadows in my room Too many hours in this midnight Too many co...
Posted by I'm In Repair on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 03:06:00 PST

I quit!

I quit smoking that is. This is how the story goes... Dante and I went running. Actually, let me rephrase that. Dante went running, I walked somewhat briskly (at a steady pase) behind h...
Posted by I'm In Repair on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 10:36:00 PST

MY FIRST BLOG EVER

Okay... So Emily and I are having a BBQ and you should totally come! Have some food, drink, and FUN!
Posted by I'm In Repair on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST