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$hyla

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About Me



I'm Shyla kitty and I will pimp yo ass!!! I'm a three year old Female cat, and I'm psychotic. I enjoy all the toys mommy buys me..and the whipped cream she gives me as a treat, and I like bothering my father when he's trying to reformat his computer. I enjoy hunting, for sport of course, I don't eat raw meat anymore it upsets my stomach. I'm part Egyptian Mau, part oriental shorthair w/ spotted tabby markings. I used to be a nympho, so my mommy had me spayed (I will destroy all her beanie babies for that shit!). I might add that I'm destructive, chances are that if you like it I'll destroy it.

This Page Was Created by My Mommy

My Interests

This is my Dream litter box...mother better buy it for me!

I enjoy: chasing strings, hunting, people who aren't allergic to me, hello kitty, making lots of noise, getting lots of attention, eating tuna, sleeping, chilling with my mommy & daddy, being cute, cat-nip (although I'm not an addict), being the pimpette of all things feline, and watching squirrels.

I'd like to meet:

Other cats, cat-friendly dogs, people who aren't allergic to me.

Music:

Daddy used to make me listen to techno, but Mommy said it made me hyper so she doesn't let me listen to it anymore.

Movies:

Charlie the Lonesome Cougar, The Aristocats, The cat from outer space, The Lion King, Jaws, The Jungle Book, and Kill Bill! I'm a ninja cat so I like martial arts movies a lot!

Television:

I enjoy animal planet.

Books:

I only read comics.

Heroes:

Mantecore the tiger! He's hot!

My Blog

NEW KITTY ON THE BLOCK

ATTENTION CATSMy new little brother Tai Chi has a profile on here now, he doesn't have too many pictures yet and they were taken on a low quality camera....but he's still pretty damn cute.Check him ou...
Posted by $hyla on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

a boy!

ok so mommy and daddy are now saying that Tai is a boy not a girl, hmmm I knew it. add him, he's kind of cute-  http://www.myspace.com/tai_chi
Posted by $hyla on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

damn, my parents got a kitten!

There is a new kitten in my house, they're calling her "Tai". She is very small and dumb and her feline cordination sucks. I don't like her much, Mom and Dad are hoping I'll get used to her and play w...
Posted by $hyla on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

cat humor

1. "Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will pee on your computer." --Bruce Graham 2. "There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." --Unknown 3. "Thousa...
Posted by $hyla on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My parents have left me!

first my father went away now my mother! she has been gone for over a month and I don't know where she is, I am so sad, I think she is in Florida. I hope she comes back soon, I miss her, I have been...
Posted by $hyla on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

BITCH WHERE'S MY MONEY?

Shyla's Playa name is- FADEPROOF S. QUICK One of the things most hype about being an elevated player is having a name that mothafuckas respect. It's that one thing that punks who don't have your mo...
Posted by $hyla on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

FIRESTARTER!!!

well, as people may or may not know I set my human's computer monitor on fire last week. Since then they've replaced it and the computer since it was a piece of shit anyway. I can't set the new one on...
Posted by $hyla on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the damn coat

Yesterday was somewhat uneventful, pretty boring as usual, which is probably what lead to me destroying my grandmother's faux fur coat. It was an ugly green coat, it needed to be destroyed I say. And ...
Posted by $hyla on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST