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Captain Stryker

The nicest asshole you will ever meet.

About Me

I'm a palmdale highschool graduate from the class of 1998 and i went to ITT after that in sylmar. Since then i have been working at an air force base in the middle of nowhere.So i'm in the SCA, where i am steadily building my own ship of fools. One day they may even grow up to be a fighting unit. I'm also with the companion of the cross and dragon and have been with them for 6 years or so. I still suck at fencing after 6 years but people tend to come to me for training. Someday i may figure that one out. I am a computer repair weenie right now and am looking to move up in that world and make mo money! Life is good. Life is grand. I currently feel like a humpback whale. But i keep being told that i am not fat. So i am dieting and working out and dranking milk. or something.... I love gothy stuff but don't wear any of it. I play too many video games and too many other games. I lost my geek card a long while ago. Those game store scare me now and i prefer going out for pir than go into a game store.

My Interests

swords, games, fencing, biking, rollerblades, gymnastics, theater, movies, music, comedy, stage performances, theme parks, people, technology,

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet everyone. SCA people, gothy people, cool people, crazy people. just people really.

Music:

just about anything.

Movies:

gosse pint blanke, anything with or by kevin smith, most anything with bruce campbell, most anything from the 80's

Television:

cartoons, funny sitcoms, scrubs, house, bones, MXC, mythbusters, dirty jobs,

Books:

wheel of time series, the deadspawn series, stephen king, some comic books depending on the story and the writer, ed greenwood, ray bradbury, neil gaiman,

Heroes:

my parents, my freinds

My Blog

What the hell!!!!!??????

So, i recently turned 28.   A few weeks later i suddenly get AARP membership offers and a whole package of offers for retired people and old people stuff. I'm only 28 damnit i don;t need a motori...
Posted by Captain Stryker on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 03:14:00 PST

P is for phoenix

..We are pawns and players partaking of a play.If our policys do please the panel. Then we shall plunder pillage and pilfer all properties of a populace properly and promptly.The primary principl...
Posted by Captain Stryker on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 09:05:00 PST

I fear money......

..So for the past few months i have been leary about spending money i have a fear of going back to debt land where the e ticket ride rapes you in the ass and charges you heavily for it. So anytime i g...
Posted by Captain Stryker on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 11:50:00 PST

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

As tam said we have begun jogging which is good for us! The program we are doing is called the couch to 5k program its designed for the couch potato to be able to jog for 20 - 30 minutes straight afte...
Posted by Captain Stryker on Wed, 02 May 2007 08:52:00 PST

So many projects ... so little money

..So i am back to drooling on paintball guns again, i still want the same one i was looking at so long ago. Its cheap, shoots 250 feet and is easy to maintain.On a side note i am looking at gothy...
Posted by Captain Stryker on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:41:00 PST

wait... who am i again?

..Recent events have been sparse. Been at home mainly the last few weekends. I put up another section of our patio roof, its starting to shape up very nicely. Ordered chainmail recently, wel...
Posted by Captain Stryker on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:08:00 PST

Limerick!

So, my good friend jeff and the bo-sun on the ship decided it was time for limericks about the Phoenix. He tasked the crew from his livejournal to put pen to paper and write something.No one repl...
Posted by Captain Stryker on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 10:28:00 PST

Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?

Its project time once again folks. Time to renew some old ideas and round file some others. The old idea i had for a crossbow rubber band gun has died. Between the possibility of folks freaking o...
Posted by Captain Stryker on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 02:15:00 PST

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.

..So i am back from estrella. It was truly a wonderful time. The camp was quite cohesive if i do say so myself we had a grand old time! We also made new freinds with some of the black tigers we d...
Posted by Captain Stryker on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:23:00 PST