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Muscle Relaxer

ActionExpress on my chest & GOD as my bulletproof vest

About Me

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My Interests

Women, Poetry, Lyrics, Caramel & Chocolate covered cotton candy (Vanilla too if you know vanilla comes from a bean browner than my skin)-How a damn white girl gone be vanilla? Hispanic girls are vanilla. YUM DAMMIT! Computer stuff like hot new technology. I was intruiged by keyless remote start up entry vehicles.

I'd like to meet:

All known and unknown music execs to network build a client base and friends. The BLACK JESUS from the tribe of JUDAH. King Solomon. My Bothers & Sisters on my fathers side. My pockets with a daily liquid million. Yacht owners givin away free power boats. All the pimps at the annual conventions. The alligator that made my shoes. Architects that make the buildings that make me stare at them like they were a woman or something. John Bianchi, then beet the socks off his ass in his own tournament. Other gun competition participants and hunters.
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Music:

Talib Kweli--Listen!!!

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Movies:

Read the above above the above Arriba coneja! Mierda! Randy & De La Ghetto - Sensacion del Bloque

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Television:

Martin...Martin...Martin Man anything funny on the tube I'm tryin to watch Yeah some SkinaMAX at times too. Sometimes that Gothic RominCathlick The Devils gonna get you and eat you up stuff. I like to try and get myself scared by the TV sometimes, but they ain't on there Jamie Foxx. It's usually too predictable

Books:

Ask I'll tell... Hint History of black ancient culture TrailGuide to the Body, InvisibleMAN, Daddy Cool, Cry Revenge, SwampBoy, behold a pale horse, Borgias, Some dude named Stozchovsky[but thats the wrong spelling], Spike Lee's wife's book, Dopefiend, Crime Partners, Kenyatta's Escape, Kenyatta's Last Hit, Long White Con, Iceberg Slim

Heroes:

Judas Maccabees Judith King Solomon Daniel Paul John in Revelation 1:1-15 David Esdras All who had defeats against the Grecco-Roman Empire on "our side" Jacob todays Apostles & prophets and JESUS!

My Blog

No Rocks on the fourth finger of your left hand

So how's ya bride's maid gone hit off my best man?? What is it that your looking for?       What is it about you or the opposite sex that doesn't have you in the FFB Club[Fourth Finger ...
Posted by Muscle Relaxer on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 07:20:00 PST

IS YOUR GIRL RENTED?

She has pretty feet a cute face...her head game matches yours in the waist? She's always with her friends bike club? lol Yall look good together but her friend knows what's up like you don't and is tr...
Posted by Muscle Relaxer on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 06:18:00 PST

Mira loook MIRA ! MIRA !

CHECK OUT THIS NEW SONG BY RENAISSANCE   I LISTENED TO THIS WHOLE SONG AND EVEN YOUR KIDS WOULD AGREE WITH THE MESSAGE SO LISTEN TO IT BEFORE THEY DO
Posted by Muscle Relaxer on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 05:05:00 PST

Mira loook MIRA ! MIRA !

CHECK OUT THIS NEW SONG BY RENAISSANCE   I LISTENED TO THIS WHOLE SONG AND EVEN YOUR KIDS WOULD AGREE WITH THE MESSAGE SO LISTEN TO IT BEFORE THEY DO
Posted by Muscle Relaxer on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 05:06:00 PST

Women: 50 Things Not To Do During Sex

Women: 50 Things Not To Do During Sex(Written by a woman) 1. Assuming he can get a raging hard on when it suits you. Contrary to popular belief, men can't just flip a switch and get it up because you...
Posted by Muscle Relaxer on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:23:00 PST

Don't you remember you told me you loved me BABY

I just realized something today I internally want a woman that will help me build my business empire She could be like Steadman the REMIX and I could be the Oprah R&B Quick Flip Mix I need time to...
Posted by Muscle Relaxer on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:48:00 PST

I DON'T WANT THE GAMES.........PLEASE BITCH! LIKE A LEECH THATS YA FOOD

When you care not to attract a person you were a suitor to, don't expect theres response to be more than yours. Bullshit is like a fungus. Don't wait till all your toes are yellow to stop it. This is ...
Posted by Muscle Relaxer on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 08:52:00 PST

So ya want a good man eeehy!

You say you want A Good Man, and when it comes tofinding one you won`t. Because when it comes to reallywanting one, ladies you don`t!You say you want A Good Man, one that will always giveyou hugs. But...
Posted by Muscle Relaxer on Sun, 21 May 2006 01:04:00 PST