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Shayne

You've no right to call me a vulgar fraction.

About Me

Yes, I am indeed beautiful! Sometimes I sit and wonder, in my artless Japanese way, why it is that I am so much more attractive than anybody else in the whole world. Can this be vanity? No! Nature is lovely and rejoices in her loveliness. I am a child of Nature, and take after my mother.

My Interests

art, coffee, tacky stuff, b movies, music, my reflection, other peoples misery, singing Journey in the shower, being told I look like Winona Ryder, malt liquor, and the widget at the bottom of Guinness bottles ..

I'd like to meet:

Someone fully capable of watching an entire series on dvd in one sitting. Doesn't mind second hand smoke, or at least knows better than to bitch about it. Ability to cook soul food a plus.

Music:

www.coachella.com Currently can't stop listening to Gilbert & Sullivan. Frank Zappa, Erasure, Slowdive, The Cranberries, This Mortal Coil, Fad Gadget, Mozart, Beethoven, Orff, Brahms, Prisonaires, Throbbing Gristle, Neutral Milk Hotel, Joy Division, Smiths, Girl Talk, Adult, Cash, Donovan, Depeche Mode, New Order, Echo & the Bunnymen, Jesus & Mary Chain, Alien Sex Fiend, Switchblade Symphony, Skinny Puppy, Magnetic Fields, Journey, My Bloody Valentine, Pulp, Virgin Prunes, Otis Redding, Sam Cooke, Solomon Burke, Arthur Alexander, Ruth Brown, Marvin Sease, Patsy Cline, The Shangri-Las, Tex Williams, Hank Williams, Kenny Loggins, The Doobies/Michael Mcdonald ..

Movies:

..Rocky Horror Picture Show, Tromeo and Juliet, Terror Firmer, Braincandy, Doom Generation, All Nightmare on Elm Streets, Blue Velvet, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Cannibal The Musical, Creating Rem Lezar, Party Monster, Zombie movies, Dirty Dancing, The Brat Pack, Fear of a Black Hat

Television:

The Simpsons, Degrassi Jr. High, Knight Rider, Buffy/Angel, Gilmore Girls, Freaks & Geeks, The Price Is Right, Smurfs, Snorks, Noozles, Fraggle Rock, Saved By The Bell, The Young Ones, Bottom, Kids In The Hall, Mr. Show, Darkwing Duck, DuckTales, Invader Zim, ..

Books:

Still Life With Woodpecker, Jitterbug Perfume, Devil In The White City, Anything by Shel Silverstein or Edward Gorey, Nine Stories, House of Leaves, Slaughterhouse five, The Hot Zone, Nietzsche, The Monster at the End of the Book ..

Heroes:

Bill Pardy, Grimace, The Trash-Heap from Fraggle Rock, Michael Knight, London Arbuckle The King of Cold Cuts, and of course Tastee Taste ..

My Blog

yikes

..MyHeritage: Celebrity Morph - Vintage pictures - Pedigree...
Posted by Shayne on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 11:58:00 PST

Stuff White People Like

"In white person law, if you meet someone at 80s night and then go out for breakfast the next morning, then you are automatically in a relationship. There are no exceptions."http://stuffwhitepeoplelik...
Posted by Shayne on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 12:43:00 PST

Top Ten of 2007

I'm always iffy looking back and trying to remember what exactly came out over the course of the year, so I might have overlooked something really important, but here it is as far as I can figure.1. D...
Posted by Shayne on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 07:11:00 PST

While others are frolicking in the warm weather...

I'm keeping it real and steady bitching. So the day starts off with me taking a hurried and shortened shower cause Ian and I needed to be out the door at the same time... Or so I thought.  Appare...
Posted by Shayne on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:05:00 PST

Cunt Thy Blessings

Feel free to add on:1. Snow is always number one, but lately I can hardly complain.2. Ikea.3. Over-priced prescriptions.  3a. Over-priced prescriptions that don't even work.  3b. Over-priced...
Posted by Shayne on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 06:30:00 PST

Well, I thought it was funny.

A woman and her two children (roughly 8 and 11) were just in.  The mother was looking for a cd for the youngest, explaining to me that he listened to a lot of classical music, and really liked po...
Posted by Shayne on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 09:59:00 PST

Worst Thing Ever.

I was helping a woman find a record and an old retarded man farted in my face... Loudly... He didn't seem to notice.
Posted by Shayne on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 10:20:00 PST

Important

The new video on my page is important.
Posted by Shayne on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 03:45:00 PST

Sales

As I'm sure most of you have already heard, Val's Halla will be closing it's doors on July 30th (the weekend of our 39th anniversary sale, mark it on your calendar.) We've started now with the first o...
Posted by Shayne on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 11:58:00 PST

stuff

bulletins about this shit piss me off, i figure anyone who would see this might actually be interested though.  I added some new videos and music to my page.  enjoy!
Posted by Shayne on Wed, 17 May 2006 05:20:00 PST