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About Me

im a huge music freak, a major wrestling fan and a comicbook fiend. i am also an avid videogame player. i am also a smart ass, foul mouthed son of a bitch that doesnt suffer fools very well. i am a nice guy as long as you are respectful and not a complete fuckin putz. im happy to talk or whatever, but i am not interested in having a huge friend list count unless i actually know you. half of my list is made up of friends i actually talk to and the other half is made up of people or things im a fan of. all you people with a few thousand people on your list are so full of shit. (those of you that arent celebs that is). im happy to talk to anyone that share the same interests i do. Sometimes i feel the lust for bloodshed and i must fight the demons that beckon me to snuff the lives of the innocent. but the demons never go away. they plead with me to take my vengeance on the corrupt and the unjust and to replinish their dwindling ranks with the souls of the damned
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Punch dumb motherfuckers in their goddamn mouth.

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My Interests

videogames, music, comics, wrestling. anything not really having anything to do with day to day life. i have myspace im and yahoo messenger so if ya want to shoot the shit sometime or just say howdy. just im muppetpope. peace This job would be great if it wasnt for the fucking customers.- Randal Graves- Clerks
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I'd like to meet:

people that know what the fuck is goin on in life. no stupid assholes. if you are reading this and have to wonder if your an asshole then you probably are one. A word of advice my friend. Sometimes you gotta let those hard-to-reach chips go. - Dante Hicks - Clerks
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Music:

insane clown posse, twiztid, blaze, amb, johnny cash, blink 182, three 6 mafia, pete yorn,tech n9ne, danger doom, jay z, linkin park, john legend, anthony hamilton, the donnas, ying yang twins, marilyn manson, slipknot, shooter jennings, crystal method, ice cube, run dmc, cypress hill, method man, redman, my chemical romance,+44, beastie boys, rob zombie, snoop dogg, weezer, green day, rage against the machine, wu-tang clan, kittie, a perfect circle, disturbed, gorillaz, evanescence, lacuna coil, HIM, pantera and way more.

Movies:

anything from kevin smith, from dusk til dawn, the godfather trilogy, just about any comicbook movie under the sun except catwoman, the departed, waiting, the saw trilogy, the devils rejects, fight club, crank, night at the museum and my fave a life less ordinary

Television:

mind of mencia, south park, athf, scrubs, simpsons, family guy, chappelle show, the daily show, the colbert report, reno 911, drawn together, wrestling and sportscenter. the deadliest catch, man vs wild, the sarah silverman program.

Books:

neverwhere and american gods by neil gaimen, anything by mario puzo, the watchmen (yes its a comicbook but dammit its one of the holy trinity) have a nice day by mick foley, maus

Heroes:

icp, kevin smith, bret hart, wayne gretzky, my mom for putting up with my bullshit day in and out, carlos mencia for telling it like it is and not giving a fuck what people think, patton oswalt, lewis black, brian posehn, jon stewart, stephen colbert, george carlin, dennis miller, dave atell, david cross, dave chappelle and the fuckin man in black, johnny cash

My Blog

kind of weird

lately i feel weird. kind of like im a stranger in my own life. like im just kind of here but not really HERE, ya know? i dont really care for this feeling. i feel like im just goin thru the motions. ...
Posted by Muppetpope on Sun, 18 May 2008 08:04:00 PST

a visit to the ER

i got to go to the ER last night. my mom decided she wanted to try to change out a lightbulb that i should have been doin but she didnt ask me. she was trying to get on the chair and fell on her head....
Posted by Muppetpope on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 09:45:00 PST

i cant stand it

it appears i have the flu or something like it. i feel like hammered dogshit and i kind of want to die. i hate this feeling. blah
Posted by Muppetpope on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:06:00 PST

to all my friends

as of jan 31st i will be kicked out of my house, barring any fucking miracles. im not getting enough hours at work and so far a new better paying full time job has eluded me. somehow my mom thinks kic...
Posted by Muppetpope on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 09:43:00 PST

new years

i got drunk on jack played guitar hero. played freebird at the stroke of midnight. that is all
Posted by Muppetpope on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 10:21:00 PST

A Very Muppet Xmas

xmas eve i slept til about 10 pm. woke up and wrapped my moms presents, watched all of my new and a few of the dvds i had bought months ago and just had never got around to watching. waited ...
Posted by Muppetpope on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 01:46:00 PST

new shift

i havent been online much the last few days so i figured id explain why. im working the overnight shift at work until xmas. it has been a couple years since ive done the overnight thing for more than ...
Posted by Muppetpope on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 07:52:00 PST

Soundtrack of My Life part 2

Stone Sour - Choose Hear me!!Remember all the times you bent our truth and crossed our lines? All things considered, it was just our normal way of lifeBut somewhere in the middle, we got caught and dr...
Posted by Muppetpope on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 03:31:00 PST

the truth hurts and it bears repeating

i'm sorrythat I bought you rosesto tell you that i like youI'm sorryThat I was raised with respectnot to sleep with you when you were drunkI'm sorryThat my body's not ripped enoughto "satisfy" your wa...
Posted by Muppetpope on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 01:59:00 PST

Theme Songs of My Life Part 1

"Just Like You"I could be meanI could be angryYou know I could be just like youI could be fakeI could be stupidYou know I could be just like youYou thought you were standing beside meYou were only in ...
Posted by Muppetpope on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 09:03:00 PST