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The Incredible, Edible Marc Ryan

Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici - By the power of truth, I, a living man, have conquered the universe

About Me

Hmmm...I love sushi as well as sashimi. I'm a deep thinker if provoked the right way. I'm a lover not a fighter, but I'll fight for what I love. I'm easy to get to know, yet difficult to read. I'm quite possibly the loudest shy guy you'll ever meet (wait, I take that back, my old roommate's the loudest shy guy you'll ever meet...I'm right up there though). I look good with shirts...but it's a bitch trying to look good without them. I've been told I look Japanese by Japanese people and my dentist (something about my dental structure). A trusting person, a loyal friend, and a good lay (so I've been told)...just don't get on my bad side...then I'm completely opposite (yes, that implies a bad lay). Laughter is truly the best medicine, so I do it often. I've been told that I'm the kind of guy you bring home to mom; the kind of guy you settle down with; but not the kind of guy you fool around with (that sometimes sucks...it's good being the good guy...but the bad boys get more play). Funny, loveable, hugable, laughable, goofy, easy-going, intelligent (depends on who's asking), humble (although this doesn't really show it), down-to-earth, and I sometimes classify myself as an E.O.D. (Equal Opportunity Discriminator)...hey, everyone deserves to be made fun of every once in awhile (myself included) =)

My Interests

Working on getting sexy, Making fun of random people, Collecting toys (left for interpretation...yay for dirty minded people), Newly found interest in reading and writing
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I'd like to meet:

Anyone that I can laugh at...anyone that can laugh at me...and especially anyone that I can laugh with.In honor of the Transformers movie:Definitely want to meet the choreographer of this brilliant piece:

Music:

Hip-Hop/Rap: Black Eyed Peas, Eminem, Dr. Dre, 50 cent, TLC, Busta Rhymes, Coolio, 2Pac; R&B: Boyz II Men, Shai, 98°, Blackstreet, Jagged Edge, New Edition, Mariah Carey, Aaliyah, Monica, Brandy; Alternative: Linkin' Park, Alien Ant Farm, Simple Plan, Ataris, Blink 182; Hawaiian; basically anything that sounds good and demonstrates talent...what is life without music?

Movies:

The Lord of the Rings, American Pie series, Italian Job, Van Wilder, Finding Nemo, Kill Bill, Bad Boys, X-Men series, Harry Potter series, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Hero, A Beautiful Mind, Coming to America, Back to the Future series, Wild Things, Swordfish, The Others, The Sixth Sense, The Exorcist, Shawshank Redemption, Amistad, Fahrenheit 9/11

Television:

Nip/Tuck, Chappelle's Show, Home Improvement, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, Three's Company, Punk'D, The Apprentice, Saved by the Bell

Books:

The Da Vinci Code, Harry Potter series, The Lord of the Rings

Heroes:

God for his/her creativity and gift of life; My parents for their incite into life; My younger brother for his compassion; My cousin Cheryl for being that big sis I needed through my teenage years (and because she asked =P); J.R.R. Tolkien for his imagination; and Scientists for their contribution to humanity (hopefully I can make the title a reality)

My Blog

06/07/08

It’s coming!
Posted by The Incredible, Edible Marc Ryan on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:04:00 PST

The Cutest Thing

Yesterday morning found me a funny story that my mom told me before work (yes, we’re on better terms now and are trying to mend).  Anyway, Pizookie (our family dog), usually sleeps with my ...
Posted by The Incredible, Edible Marc Ryan on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:41:00 PST

SHE SAID YES!!!

More details to follow. 
Posted by The Incredible, Edible Marc Ryan on Sun, 23 Dec 2007 06:10:00 PST

Are They Lying to You?

By Ken Osborn How many times has your business suffered because you trusted the wrong person? If you're like most people, you've been lied to thousands of times. Deception hurts in many ways. There's...
Posted by The Incredible, Edible Marc Ryan on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 05:37:00 PST

J.K. Rowling outs Hogwarts character

By HILLEL ITALIE, AP National Writer NEW YORK - Harry Potter fans, the rumors are true: Albus Dumbledore, master wizard and Headmaster of Hogwa...
Posted by The Incredible, Edible Marc Ryan on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 10:41:00 PST

Stuck

Last updated, I was going steady with this whole losing weight thing.  I lost 5 pounds, then ailments started to hit.  First, leg muscles weren't cooperating, then back soreness, which ...
Posted by The Incredible, Edible Marc Ryan on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 07:47:00 PST

Just 26 More!!!

26 more pounds until I can get a haircut...Goal: Accomplish by August '08 Weddings.6 pounds until I can shave....Goal: Accomplish by BeeJae's birthday.2 more days until Daisy gets back...Goal: Just pl...
Posted by The Incredible, Edible Marc Ryan on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 02:26:00 PST

Random Thought for 5:00AM

When you were a child, the only thing that matters is how you're feeling.  Adults will ask you, "How are you doing?" or "Tell me where it hurts."  As you grow older and into adulthood, ...
Posted by The Incredible, Edible Marc Ryan on Fri, 24 Aug 2007 05:11:00 PST

The Deal...Update 1

It's been 2 weeks (or so) since we started this deal, and I'm happy to report that we've both lost 2 pounds!  To be updated later...
Posted by The Incredible, Edible Marc Ryan on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:55:00 PST

The Deal...TO GET SEXY!

As you've perhaps already seen in Daisy's pictures, I'm scruffy.  There is a reason.  As many of you have seen, since Daisy and I started dating, our weight has fluctuated tremendously. ...
Posted by The Incredible, Edible Marc Ryan on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 07:29:00 PST