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keith

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Name: keith
Birthday: october 1 1983
Birthplace: detroit michigan
Current Location: same
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: blonde
Height: 5/11
Right Handed or Left Handed: L
Your Heritage: chalky
The Shoes You Wore Today: ipaths
Your Weakness: is out there, lurking
Your Fears: carpet burn
Your Perfect Pizza: hawaiian
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Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ^^
Thoughts First Waking Up:
Your Best Physical Feature: ( . ) ( . )
Your Bedtime: anytime
Your Most Missed Memory: shaqs rap album
Pepsi or Coke: cherry
MacDonalds or Burger King: french fries
Single or Group Dates: my parents won't let me date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nty
Chocolate or Vanilla: i swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: mountain dew
Do you Smoke: no, but im always willing to try new things
Do you Swear: fucking alot
Do you Sing: gimme the mic
Do you Shower Daily: ya
Have you Been in Love: the chili cheese burrito is gone forever:(
Do you want to go to College: go'n
Do you want to get Married: never say never
Do you belive in yourself: hell mutha fuckn yea go me
Do you get Motion Sickness: spin me
Do you think you are Attractive: it doesnt matter what i think, only what other people think ha
Are you a Health Freak: watch me eat all that candy

Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Do you play an Instrument: yes
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
In the past month have you Smoked: what's today?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: just say no like you learned in 5th grade
In the past month have you gone on a Date: heres this box
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: ya
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: ya
Ever been called a Tease: almost once
Ever been Beaten up: yea, now whenever i get the chance i like to sucker punch people
Ever Shoplifted: havent we all
How do you want to Die: robot body is where u put my brain
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What country would you most like to Visit: ummm jamaica
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: that depends
Favourite Hair Color: it depends
Short or Long Hair: depends
Height: eh depends
Weight: see height
Best Clothing Style: doesnt matter
Number of Drugs I have taken: winners dont use drugs, thats what the t.v. told me
Number of CDs I own: horray piracy
Number of Piercings: remnants of them
Number of Tattoos: zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: is fairly low

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Your Name
Superhero Name Butt-Man
Super Power Ghetto Booty
Enemy Hipsters
Mode Of Transportation Unicycle
Weapon Attack Gerbils

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 70%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 46%
Accommodation ||||||||||||| 54%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 63%
Intellectual ||||||||||||||||| 79%
Mystical ||||||||||||||||| 80%
Artistic ||||||||||||||| 76%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||||||||||| 56%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Work ethic ||||||||||||||| 63%
Self absorbed ||||||||||||| 48%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic ||||||||||||||| 69%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Wealth ||||||||||||||| 58%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||| 50%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 47%
Individuality ||||||||||||||| 71%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 58%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 67%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 44%
Paranoia ||||||||||||||| 57%
Vanity |||||||||||| 43%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche ||||||||||||| 42% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Music:

, is awesome

Television:

Television. All hail grand pixilated god of fantasy murderscape bent perspective. Fuck a sore channel change digit, I sit with a nasty network intravenous plan with a staple diet of my cable pirate....

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My Blog

i calculate my comfort zone by how baggy the hoodie

The Harlem Backslap just happens to be my favoriteyou take it from your shoulder then you take 'em to the pavement haha    ...
Posted by keith on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 12:30:00 PST

sweet nectar

  BULLFROG KING!   10/22...
Posted by keith on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 04:07:00 PST

we rob jewelry stores and tell them to make us some grills

my pimp hand is strong! whoz next?
Posted by keith on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 05:55:00 PST

yipyipyipyipyip

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Posted by keith on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 02:27:00 PST

a provocative question, to which the answer is just as delicious

Peeking up the ass of death. ..What do you see when you peek up the ass of death The same thing you do   I still play Mike Tysons Punch Out
Posted by keith on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 01:34:00 PST

ez reading is damn hard writing

The story I am writing exists, written in absolutely perfect fashion, some place, in the air. All I must do is find it, and copy it~j.r.. When once the itch of literature comes over a man, nothing can...
Posted by keith on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 06:18:00 PST

i think i like you today

growing flowers and popping popcorn
Posted by keith on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:00:00 PST

merlot brougham

I like you. You have a goal, and you have the balls to reach that goal. You have this blind stupid belief in yourself.
Posted by keith on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 02:38:00 PST

ICE CREAM SODA!!!

i scream so the people can hear me HAHAHAHA knock knock
Posted by keith on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 06:59:00 PST

i am a great magician

your shirt is red! black, red, oooweeeooooweeeeowwoooweeee
Posted by keith on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 12:33:00 PST