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About Me

DIRT FONDLER IS: A completely FREE on-line magazine dedicated to destuction thru insult. Slapped together by a hand-full of shady men in their mid to late 20's, scattered around the country, pissing on everything in their range, the mag destroies all. Dirt Fondler's hobbies include: boredom, alcohol, child support payments, skateboarding, sports/jock crazy, brutal music, porn, photography, pornography, hurting feelings & not giving a fuck, ever. "Litteritcher.com", or "DirtFondler.com" (same place) was started by DFEd who wanted to put out a printed mag. Well, those are expensive. Select members from the Motor City Power Violence band "Jeff Nonsense" - EJu and Humphrey - were down to help with the writing. The mag gained momentum, caught a couple eyes, and a few writers joined. Shit was on hold for a minute after DFEd moved to Atlanta, but now, with a bigger staff and a half-decent attempt at actual organization, the mag is back. Anticipate issue 9INE, kids. Thanks for supporting the massive cock that is DIRT FONDLER, and get the AIDS virus!Sincerely, Dr. Ejew Bronson, DFEd, Humphrey, Philly Dom & Daniel W(t)F ..

My Interests

All kinds of fuckery. Is that a word? Clyde says it all the time. We are interested in having someone pay us to write every month. or get our own radio show. Whatever. We just want to take pictures and write for a living, not kill ourselves faster everyday. if someone paid me to write, I would start paying my taxes again... maybe. Eju.

I'd like to meet:

God. Lemmy. Your mothers, sisters & aunties. Fuckups. Comedians. Photographers. Musicians (not local ones please). Porn stars. We are open to meeting anyone at anytime, as long as it is not coming out of our pocket, and you don't tell me that I should vote because voting is a bigger scam than love. We'll interview you, call you a sloppy queer and put you in our mag. You love the attention.

Music:

We listen to brutal ass metal, hip-hop, jazz, blues, rap, punk... we listen to everything except country because country music is made by white devils. And SPAZZ!

Movies:

All sorts of porn, especially bukakke films, cumshots galore, bangbus, and a whole fuckload of skate flicks and comedys. especially anything with my man Nick Swardson, I would rape that dude just to be funny. Bring it bitch.

Television:

Kill it. Or go get a 50 something inch tv you don't need to play video games on, like me. Sportcenter. And Adult Swim. And National Geographic. And those God shows late at night with the preachers.

Books:

Ask humphrey, he is the only faggot out of the 4 of us that reads. Fucking queer.

Heroes:

Non-closet homosexuals. Lemmy. God. abortion clinics. Christian moms.

My Blog

welcome back, assholes...

issue 9 will come out, and we are back on the grind. maybe not so much John and Humphrey, with their schooling and all, but with a little help from those 2, and Dom and I, and possibly a 5th member to...
Posted by www.litteritcher.com on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 11:53:00 PST