Chucky must die |
It started out just like any other normal day out here on our deployment in Africa. I was on the ramp of one of my planes just shooting the shit with my buddies Clint Eastwood and Morgan Freeman. You...
Posted by diego068 on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 09:33:00 PST |
Running through the wood with my M-16 |
Sorry. Had to say it. So now here goes. . .
The bird dropped us off about a hours hump from our objective, but the moto muthafucker leading this pack of dogs makes us cut fifteen minutes o...
Posted by diego068 on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 03:57:00 PST |
Military Joke, sorry left the Air Force out |
An army soldier, navy sailor, and United States Marine find themselves in a rest room reliving themselves at same time. Means there all pissing for you slower folk.
The solder finishes first, wa...
Posted by diego068 on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:46:00 PST |
Aztek facts (this is for Heather that punk) |
The First rule of Aztek is: you do not talk about Aztek.The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Aztek out. It failed miserablyAztek caused China..s overpopulation.There is no theory of ...
Posted by diego068 on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 04:01:00 PST |
quick beaner joke |
I heard a joke but the Jackass got it wrong so I'm re-telling it.MY WAY. Three buddys go into a bar, of course its a white guy, black guy, and a brown guy. Of course i say brown to be politc...
Posted by diego068 on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 07:04:00 PST |
Get that corn outta my fayse |
Quickly on the fly i was thinking next year if I'm home for Halloween, I should get a full body wax, some stretchy pants, shiny boots and a lucha mask, and dress up as Nacho from Nacho Libre for ...
Posted by diego068 on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 06:54:00 PST |
Please a moment of silence |
RIP my friendWe worked together, since about November 2004. It's a crazy time when the light can just be extinguished so easily. I'm so sad, I will never forget that day, why do thin...
Posted by diego068 on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:32:00 PST |
if you think your my friend do this |
Your mission if you choose to accept it is to just copy and paste this whole blog into an e-mail sent to yours truly, me (jackass), don't read the beyond this first paragraph until you do so, then fil...
Posted by diego068 on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 10:02:00 PST |
13 quotes |
Gee, I cant wait till Im dead, then I can sleep all dayWorm
Were Marines. If were not bitching were not happy, guess thats why you and I are never happy(lol).G-Unit
Those who died for our freedom will...
Posted by diego068 on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 01:56:00 PST |
060814 |
Last week I was on the range getting reacquainted with the M16A2 service rifle, which was fun. The entire week at the range is a scam, cuz we shoot all week, and leave when everyone is done, wi...
Posted by diego068 on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 12:59:00 PST |
