Oysters
Roysters &
Guinness
I'd like to meet:
Chien Andalou
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Music:
Bavarian Acid Oompah.
(And none of that Flemish shite.)
Helium House/Shit songs that sound like they've been remixed by Pinky & Perky.
free player from mysplayer.comDjango Reinhardt & the Hot Club de France
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Television:
I'm a sucker for lifestyle viewing, including:
How clean are your finances?
How racist is your dog?
How big is your food?
How lupine is your child?
And of course - Channel 4's property classic:
A place in the Sun.
Books:
Books are for gays. But at a push, Jimmy Joyce, Freddy Nietzsche, Burty Camus, Mickey Houlebeck, Dave Mitchell, Tommy Pynchon, Sammy Beckett, TJ Van Homo Wrinklebaumer, Ethiopia J Albumen Chinogz, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Ernie Hemmingway, Billy Burroughs, Billy Blake, Dali, Rimabaud, Bukowski, Dylan Thomas, God. Cloud Atlas, How to Mayke a Man Go Out of His Senses for a Day, Anton LaVey, Chomski, Teeline Fast, About M.Hatteer, Herman Hesse, Miguel de Cervantes, Breton, Cocteau...
Heroes:
"Because everybody's tooth aches in the same way, everybody loves their mother, everybody loves or hates spinach. And those are the things that really count."
"I am unable to understand how a man of honour could take a newspaper in his hands without a shudder of disgust."
"All I know is what the words know, and dead things, and that makes a handsome little sum, with a beginning and a middle and an end, as in the well-built phrase and the long sonata of the dead."
"Do you like that?...I do."
"The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot."
"Sir, I'm proud to say I have committed every sin in the decagogue."
"Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy."
Einstein & I raise ein stein
"Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can't mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus has."
"There was no difference between the behaviour of a god and the operations of pure chance."
"I was walking along the road with two friends. The sun set. I felt a tinge of melancholy. Suddenly the sky became a bloody red. I stopped, leaned against the railing, dead tired. And I looked at the flaming clouds that hung like blook and a sword over the blue-black fjord and city. My friends walked on. I stood there, trembling with fright. And I felt a loud, unending scream piercing nature."Profile Tracker
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