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Drug of a Nation.

About Me

ChristopherMarkKnowles.
A Wanderer at heart, yep. :]
Oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh
A penny for your thoughts but a dollar for your insides
Or a fortune for your disaster
I'm just a painter and I'm drawing a blank
We only want to sing you to sleep
In your bedroom speakers, whoa
We need umbrellas on the inside
Get me just right
They say quitters never win
But we walk the plank on a sinking ship
There's a world outside of my front door
That gets off on being down
Oh oh oh oh
I could learn to pity fools as I'm the worst of all
And I can't stop feeling sorry for myself
Whoa
We only want to sing you to sleep
In your bedroom speakers, whoa
We need umbrellas on the inside
Get us right
They say quitters never win
But we walk the plank on a sinking ship
There's a world outside of my front door
That gets off on being down
They say quitters never win
But we walk the plank on a sinking ship
There's a world outside of my front door
That gets off on being down
We only want to sing you to sleep
(In your bedroom speakers, whoa whoa)
We only want to sing you to sleep
They say quitters never win
But we walk the plank on a sinking ship
There's a world outside of my front door
That gets off on being down
They say quitters never win
But we walk the plank, and we walk the plank
There's a world outside of my front door
That gets off on being down
Broken down on memory lane
Alone together, we're alone (Woah)
We're broken down on memory lane
Alone together, we're alone
Oh oh oh oh
I attend the wonderful and magical Rivington and Blackrod 6th Form. It's no Hogwarts. I study (hangover depending) Media Studies. Business Studies. & History. Miss.Hargreaves and her monotone voice deter me from attending Business Studies lessons. It takes Miss Donellan 13 minutes to walk from B Block to the Cabin's, thus the 10 minute rule comes into effect. And Media is just homosexual beyond all belief.
Making mistakes. Stupidity. Idiotic. Music shared with anyone within 10 metres.. Passive Smoking. Football related jabberings. Preaching the religion of Bolton Wanderers. Drunkard slurs. Falling for people. Sarcasm. Naivity. Bullying kids smaller than me with my History notes. - they can all be associated with me in some way or another, with some applying more than others.
I laugh at myself a lot. I laugh at Wigan a lot. I am easily amused and easily pleased. When I'm drunk, I'm normally the one lol'ing at being given a burger that I've just paid for.. then dropping it moments later and making a 4 course meal when I get home to the parents and neighbours dismay.
I change this profile too much to maintain a fit bill of health.
I'm the type of person who will look all around the house for the remote instead of just switching the TV on. Getting humped by 6 people after seeing Ivan Campo score was enjoyable. I'm probably the most sarcastic person you will ever meet.
I hate Muse. the Feeling and Coldplay.
However. Rave or 'nu-rave' if you will excites me. Klaxons. the Sounds. the Maccabees. CSS. I am also partial to a bit of Avril Lavigne. Guilty pleasure? I think not. He was a skater boy. 'She said see ya later boy'. He wasn't good enough for her :]
I have many weaknesses.
Quizzes. Girls with short hair. Football on TV. Spending copious amounts of money on clothes and what not. Saving money. Criticism. Retro clothing. Bolton Wanderers. Losing. Mistaking passion for pride.
Remember kids. Stay in School. Sex Education is valuable. Seeing what your Penis actually does by sticking it in a freshly baked Apple Pie, is not.
Well, I would.
I wouldn't mind being there again tbh.

My Interests

The UEFA Cup is a football competition for European club teams, organized by the Union of European Football Associations (UEFA). It is the second most important international competition for European football clubs, after the UEFA Champions League. Clubs qualify for the UEFA Cup based on their performance in national leagues and national cup competitions.

European Tour 07/08!

I'd like to meet:



Music:

Fall Out Boy.
Klaxons. Madina Lake.
Avril Lavigne. Arctic Monkeys.
Kanye West. John Legend.
Little Man Tate. the Sounds.
the Fratellis.

Idiot Box One Tree Hill.
Corrie. Jonathan Ross.
MotD. Skins. Power Rangers.
MTV. MTV2. E4. Sky Sports.
Give Them A Cape Sir Samuel Allardyce. Andranik Teymourian. El Hadji Diouf. Patrick Stump

Movies:

Borat
High School Musical
Napoleon Dynamite
American Pie(s)
Old School
The Girl Nextdoor
Shaun of the Dead
Goal
Green Street
Van Wilder

Television:

Match of the Day =]
South Park
Family Guy
Lost
Jackass
Dirty Sanchez
Made
Laguna Beach
Shameless
SKINS!
ONE TREE HILL!

Books:

Harry Potter
Brian Clough - Walking On Water
Paul Gascoigne - Gazza
Us vs. Them

Heroes:

The ordinary working man =]