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wrathful wrangling

Walk under ladders

About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorI am a girl. Most of the time I am happy about this. I like books, films, and fooling people into thinking I am very highbrow and intellectual. (then they realise I actually AM, that I was double-bluffing and that I am therefore a genius. Then they worship me for ever. Or something.) My dream is to reduce my possessions to an amount reminiscent of the average nomad, so that i can fill the space remaining with wine and penguins. (They keep the white wine cold, you see, by bringing the ice with them, and they can sit the red wine on their feet to keep it warm. Nobody really needs a wine cellar if there are a few penguins around.)

My Interests

Films, books (again), long, rambling conversations, long, rambling walks, now also MOUNTAINS!!! (all my sister's fault...) trees, weather - sun,rain,wind,thunderstorms, walking on logs, jumping off logs, paddling, nature in general, really (oh, my inner hippy is very much alive, yes yes)... Er, people-watching (but not to stalkerish levels...usually), drinking alcohol in relatively reasonable amounts, and coffee.. Cooking on the rare occasions when I possess all the ingredients I need (and have a large gin and tonic/good wine to hand).. Cups of tea are also very important. I need at least three of them per day or i think i would shrivel up and die. Like a small slug. I would become a slug-husk of a human being. So if you ever meet me, bring teabags. Oh, and i like putting things in brackets. (More than I should, probably...)

I'd like to meet:

[On here? Be very very careful if you're thinking of offering and I don't know you, I am likely to be bitter and suspicious and refuse to like you purely on principal.]Err... I don't know. Bill hicks. But he's dead, so i don't want to meet him right now. Angela Carter, but she's dead too. Of the living, I'm scrapping comedians as that would just give me an opportunity to find out how very unfunny they are in reality... I want to meet Ian McEwan, Ian Rankin and Iain Banks. Dark, gothic and sinister minds, the lot of them. And Mervyn Peake, but that takes us back to the realms of the non-living. Oh, and I want to get drunk with Lauren Bacall. I'd even let her bring the small dog.Of the undead, Dracula. Obviously.

Music:

Yes, i like music. Rob Dougan - where has this man been all my life??? Placebo. Muse. Jeff Buckley, Massive Attack, Goldfrapp, The Wildhearts (occasionally), David Bowie (oh GOD yes), Marilyn Manson (just because). Also Mozart, Beethoven, Dvorak, Rachmaninov, Puccini...Jacqueline du Pre for being the finest woman to ever put a cello between her legs. Mary Coughlan, for the way she sings about love, and Nick Cave, for the way he sings about death... And of course, on the subject of death, Rob Dougan - did I mention him?

Movies:

I like lots of them. The usual and the less usual. But I can't be bothered to list them all, any more. Ok, a few - Pan's Labyrinth, Leon, Benny and Joon, se7en, Usual Suspects, Some Like it Hot, occasional forays into Studio Ghibli... i'll add as they occur to me. Watched Fight Club again the other day. Forgot how good that is... Vengeance trilogy. Jean de Florette. Infernal Affairs I & II. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Priscilla Queen of the Desert. The Big Sleep.

Television:

David Attenborough, Michael Palin, Stephen Poliakoff. University Challenge. And i enjoy Simon Schama's complete inability to keep his head still. Recently, Band of Brothers - not so much American as international, and fucking fantastic. And then some comedy. The good kind. (Oh, and, weirdly, and rarely, cricket. Honestly.)

Books:

I have possibly my most deep, passionate, meaningful relationship with books. If you want me to leave you alone, take my hand and quietly lead me to a bookshop, then run away - I probably won't even notice. (If, on the other hand, you want me to love you forever, send book tokens.) Some books I have loved - Nights at the Circus, Behind the Scenes at the Museum, The Bridge, Perfume, Gormenghast, Dracula, An Ice-cream War, Anansi Boys, Atonement, Saturday (most Ian McEwan, actually.. and Banks and Rankin. See above), Louis de Bernieres' South American trilogy, Wuthering Heights, Wilkie Collins, lately The Feast of the Goat which I think everyone should read because it left me gobsmacked... I could go on. But I won't. Mmm, books...

Heroes:

Frida Kahlo, for being a powerful, passionate, talented, stubborn, generous, flamboyant and self-obsessed bitch. And for sleeping with Trotsky. But if I could create a hero of my own, I'd make one that was a cross between Gandhi, Nietzsche and Bugs Bunny. Just for a change...

My Blog

Rant

Yes, a rant. It is time. Everyone is entitled to at least one and some wily weasels take more than their fair share so I figure it's my turn... I am appealing for all of those who have loved, who ...
Posted by wrathful wrangling on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 01:45:00 PST

5 questions...

...Which should be on all those boring mile-long questionnaires, but aren't... 1. If you could kill one person on the planet and get away with it, who would you kill, and how? (Try and stretch beyond ...
Posted by wrathful wrangling on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 02:47:00 PST

Quick question...

How do European vampires cope when every human being within a 500mile radius eats considerable quantities of garlic? Is this why the mid-european tourist industry is so important? Bring on the lovers ...
Posted by wrathful wrangling on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:34:00 PST

Huge dictionary for christmas...

ailurophobia foisty jollop maskinonge sakawinki wegotism zumbooruk They have meanings, of course. But it might be more fun to make up your own ones. Although with regards to the last one I can't think...
Posted by wrathful wrangling on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 04:57:00 PST

Everything but the snow...

I went to North Wales this weekend. I've not been there before. The road signs are in welsh first and english second, though i saw several where the english had been graffitied out. Strange how you ca...
Posted by wrathful wrangling on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 12:30:00 PST

On the subject of torture...

It makes me feel sick. It's that simple. Tales of grave misfortune and death I can handle, but torture... The other morning I was reading a book with a grisly torture sequence and it not onl...
Posted by wrathful wrangling on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 11:23:00 PST

The immune system that isn't

Cold! Where did it come from, merciless, malevolent, malodorous cold? (Well, actually, that's rhetorical. You? You're dethhhpicable...) Anyway, it's here now, and has sapped all my energy so that i fe...
Posted by wrathful wrangling on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 01:49:00 PST

Working woman

So I've been working again for a couple of weeks now, and... What? Well, yes, ok, for those of you with proper jobs my few shifts a week may not seem like 'work', as such, but please remember I haven'...
Posted by wrathful wrangling on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 10:50:00 PST

The sogginess of nostalgia

So mum and dad have just moved house and my flat has therefore been invaded by a big box of my stuff that I have to keep because they already have to squeeze three people, two cats and a dog into...
Posted by wrathful wrangling on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 03:35:00 PST

Bloody italians...

Italian writers unnerve me. Calvino and Eco both have the knack of writing stuff that is simultaneously hugely complex and wonderfully simple, so you're never sure if they're trying to show off or sim...
Posted by wrathful wrangling on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 09:01:00 PST