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jodie

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About Me

Hello im blade, i have a whip lash hand and when aggravated It will slap YOU! i used to have a denim catsuit it was my secret weapon,there were... spillages!!! believe me it brought men to tears. Occassionally when I havent had enough sleep I get ill.... very ill.. I get removed from planes rock, cry and poo and sometimes get an abulance to hospital. When I was in Affffrica I had no hot Waaater a man said he would fix it, but he never came, so I went to his house and when I got there he was ............. ACTUALLY DEAD!!! I dont like ginger people they smell of fanny and beer. So if your ginger do not come near. My identical brother will scalp u.My favourite foods are vegetables, oooohh babys scabs and I eat oranges by sucking the life out of them. I used to be A rude gal in a blacked out A-class and I still aint paying for showcase. For those who know Frisky frisky frisky your gonna die at frisky. i have annoying hair, it is neither dark or blonde, i.e it is mouse! i am funny, confused with the world, crazy, intense, powerful, slightly nervous, and always laughing. I have a pony, he is fun, he is black and at the moment very fat but still beautiful! I have a dog, who is CRAZY but soooooo cute. Hate working, love life. Love: clothes, animals, children (although i am not a kiddy fiddler), shoes, art, funny people, all my friends, my home. Hate: sushi, chopsticks, spiders, traffic, van drivers, arrogant people, boring people, and flying. At the moment I am fillng out my forms to study to be a primary school teacher! very excited! and thats me...... "I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!
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My Interests

they are: Leytonstone macdonalds being sharp baby baby duncans adult acneWorking out going out with my friends travelling

I'd like to meet:

Anyone that makes me laugh! And Kipper where art thou I dont wana get shot either

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Music:

country and western take thats comeback

Movies:

Freddy got fingered!!!!!!!!!

Television:

period dramas crime watch (looking for love)

Books:

Of Mice and Men

Heroes:

Kipper!!!!!!! Crazy T Mr Watkins ..