My Life Involves the following politically correct subjects:GUITAR, SINGING, MUSIC, EXERCISE, exterminating inbreds, sailing naked, force feeding viagra to ferrets, listening to classical music in a jacuzzi filled with nesquik and hunting tramps with a cement mixer and a jar of nutella. You get the idea.Now, the serious stuff: Hunting fat animals and making them go on a diet, shagging random household objects, giving sexual advice to tumble dryers, attempting to eat spaghetti bolognese whilst bouncing up and down on a trampoline, listening to 80s rock during masturbation (in the shower)and the list goes on.....
RUSH(Alex Lifeson, Geddy Lee and Neil Peart), PATRICK STEWART, BECKI - SEX ON LEGS, LOOSE WOMEN - PREFERABLY NAKED BUT LINGERIE WILL DO, A REALLY PIMPED OUT NUN WITH AN AFRO AND A PIMP CANE - YOU KNOW THE ONE I MEAN! A GHERKIN THAT ISN'T IN A JAR! A TRAMP WITH MONEY! AN OLD PERSON WHO DOESN'T GO TO THE TOILET IN THEIR PANTS! A POSTMAN THAT ISN'T LATE! KEVIN COSTNER WHEN HE ACTUALLY DECIDES TO ACT! GODZILLA WITH A PERM! POSTMAN PAT SHAGGING HIS BLACK AND WHITE CAT IN THE BACK OF HIS VAN! PINGU! A POLITICIAN WHO DOESN'T LIE! A ZOMBIE! 6FT PIG! A HASH CAKE THE SIZE OF A FOOTBALL FIELD! A WOMAN WITH THREE BOOBS - LIKE IN THAT ARNIE FILM!
I have more than 500 albums + loads of LPs and Singles etc so i'll try and give u a smidgen of my musical tastes:Anything that makes me tick - regardless of the type of music, but to be precise: Rush, Bruce Hornsby & The Range, Peter Gabriel, Anything Rock, Metal, AOR, Motown, Blues, Jazz, R&B, Don Henley, Motley Crue, Glenn Miller, Sugar Ray, Talisman, Enya, Sam Cooke, The Beach Boys, Heaven's Edge, KISS, Danger Danger, Mike and the Mechanics, M.A.R.S, Threshold, Boulevard, Kamelot, Saraya, Spock's Beard, Queen, Von Groove, Diving For Pearls, Shy, Bruce Springsteen, Guns N'Roses, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lizzy Borden, Genesis, The Police, MAP, Earth, Wind & Fire, Def Leppard, Soul Sirkus, Led Zepellin, Petra, Night Ranger, Dan Reed Network, Dire Straits, Soul Sisters, Scorpions, David Bowie, Huey Lewis & The News, Noiseworks, Pink Floyd, Dio, Freak Kitchen, Vixen, Incubus, Supertramp, Valentine, Pearl Jam, The Eagles, Crazytown, Starz, Steve Winwood, The Black Crowes, Eric Clapton, BB King, Sting, Crosby Stills & Nash, Journey, Paul Simon, Paul Weller, Survivor, The Beatles, UB40, Prince, Parliament, Dio, Oasis, Whitesnake, Crowded House, Black Sabbath, Starship, Yes, Dokken, Ram Jam, Dan Lucas, Aerosmith , Tesla, Bon Jovi, Daft Punk, Bee Gees, Cinderella, Poison, Judas Priest, W.A.S.P., RATT, Stryper, Quiet Riot, Twisted Sister, Harem Scarem & anything related with that, Extreme, Audioslave, Michael Jackson, Michael Bolton, Great White, Warrant, Y&T, Kool & the Gang, Kix, White Lion, Mr. Big, Damn Yankees, Faster Pussycat, Depeche Mode, Firehouse, Slaughter, David Lee Roth, Alkaline Trio, George Harrison, Vinnie Vincent Invasion, Winger, Buckcherry, Helix, Europe, Lita Ford, Thunder, Steelheart, Keel, Tigertailz, Lynch Mob, Badlands, Zodiac Mindwarp, Robbie Williams, Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Savatage, George Harrison, EZO, Iron Maiden, , Dangerous Toys, Bang Tango, Pointer Sisters, Whitecross, Jackyl, INXS, Robin Mcauley, U2, Kick Axe, Giant, Steeler, Autograph, Trixter, Tyketto, Lizzy Borden, Britny Fox, Jetboy, Junkyard, Hurricane, Tuff, Thin Lizzy, Black 'n' Blue, Aldo Nova, Angel, Symphony X, House of Lords, Ozzy Osbourne, Wildside, The Darkness, Babylon A.D., Tora Tora, TNT, Blue Murder, King Kobra, Vince Neil, The Scream, Shotgun Messiah, Contraband, Killer Dwarfs, Tangier, Ace Frehley, Gotthard, Saigon Kick, Nelson and a loads of other stuff.
Batman, Terminator 2, Transformers, Aliens, Batman Forever, Batman Returns, Batman Begins, Star Trek - The Wrath Of Khan, The Simpsons Movie, Caddyshack, Groundhog Day, Life Of Brian, The Holy Grail, Apocalypse Now, American History X, Platoon, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pirates of the Carribbean - Dead Man's Chest, Pirates of the Carribean - At Worlds End, The Godfather, The Godfather Part 2, The Godfather Part 3, All the Bond films, Back to the Future trilogy, LOTR Trilogy, Gladiator, Last of The Mohicans.
Top Gear, Scrubs, 24, A Town Called Eureka, Smallville, E.R., MASH, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Friends, Star Trek, The Mighty Boosh, 3rd Rock from the Sun, Baywatch, Family Guy, American Dad, The Simpsons, Quantum Leap, Scooby Doo, Paddington Bear, Winnie the Pooh, Mr Men, The Magic Roundabout, Thomas the Tank Engine + loads of other naff programs and TOM & JERRY!
Redwall Series and anything else by Brian Jacques, Lord Of The Rings and anything else by J.R.R. Tolkien, Mr Men, Anything by Roald Dahl, Books and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory + loads of other stuff.
Rush, Alex Lifeson, Bruce Hornsby, Steve Winwood, Andre Agassi, Bryan Adams, Tommy Lee Jones, Deforest Kelley, Leonard Nimoy, William Shatner, Roy Scheider, Ed Harris, Patrick Stewart, Harrison Ford, Jonathan Frakes, Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Cameron, John Mctiernan, Ridley Scott, John Woo, Freddy Mercury, Steven Seagal, Tim Burton, Batman, Tarzan, He-man, David Hasselhoff, Barry Scott, Terry Wogan, Mr Blobby, My Wife, Your Wife, Her Wife, Godzilla, His Wife and so on with the Wives, Johnny Depp and Loads of other people and Comic book heroes...