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Corey Tard

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About Me

My main love is God, Jesus and the Holy Spirit. Give me time and I will prove to be one of the most retarded people you will ever meet. I love the smell of rain freshly bleeding all over the asphalt. When I shower, I sometimes drink a cold soda to balance out the extreme temperatures. Surfing, running and playing my acoustic bass is what brings me back to normal. I am obsessed with playing the piano even though I have never owned one nor taken lessons. The piano is the most beautiful instrument ever created. I am really sensitive to the human response and living this life. Cheesy jokes and spastic dancing quickly become a product of late night madness. I am quick to want to be your friend and it is hard for me to not find a least a little good in everyone. I am extremely loyal to all my close friends. I love to talk about music, photography and corky interesting facts. Love to study U.S. history and talk about forgotten events that should be in every text book. Amazingly, I do not drink coffee or do drugs so if you meet me...then the answer is yes...i am naturally that randumb. I name every electronic product after fundamental elements of World War II. Two plastic fetus' have been in my left pocket since my sophomore year 2000. One is black and one is white and they make rad ying yangs if you position them together. They can spoon and even break dance so dont underestimate their super power capabilities! They may be first tri-mester but they will first tri-mess you up fo! I used to play in a band called Fed By Ravens. www.myspace.com/fedbyravens
You can also check outwww.myspace.com/ahem or
www.mysapce.com/ThisIsSchizophrenia
Through my fascination for history, I came upon this quote and couldn't help but think about how closely this resembled Bush: Hitler’s excuse for invading Poland was, “The Polish nation refused my efforts for a peaceful regulation of neighborly relations; instead it has appealed to weapons… no other means left to me now than to meet force to force." Interesting...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Just about anyone who can stimulate my mind...

My Blog

Mondays

God...of mystery and thought. Of solitude and happenings. Of poison and bandages...I am finding You. Only when it is dark enough can you see the stars. Only when you actually want to find a light ...
Posted by Corey Tard on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 11:54:00 PST

Endorphins

Running. God's gift to those who can not go through life without feeling retarded. It provides instant happiness and everything feels alright. I feel like God gave me some insight the other day whe...
Posted by Corey Tard on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 11:44:00 PST

Life at disconnect

LifeWhere am I? Damnit...life hurts. I dont want to come home. Crazy how one phone call can change your entire mental health. Hello insides...here I come. To observe this life and disconnect. Be...
Posted by Corey Tard on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 05:14:00 PST

Lets plant a bomb in City Hall

"But seek ye first the Kingdom of God, and His righteousness and all these things shall be added unto you." --Matthew 6:33Its insane to think of how much can change in such a short matter of time. L...
Posted by Corey Tard on Wed, 23 May 2007 03:09:00 PST

Achan and I

Reading Joshua in the bible right now. I look at Achan and I cant help but see myself. And it hurts. A man who failed to trust in God to provide. And yet Ai was concord only days later. Trusting ...
Posted by Corey Tard on Mon, 14 May 2007 01:03:00 PST

Hello red. Hello cyan.

You ever feel like the more you change, the more life stays the same? And even more so in situations and expulsions. I am excited for where tomorrow takes me but looking at where I am, the trip inte...
Posted by Corey Tard on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 04:52:00 PST

Honestly...

I cant even remember the last time i felt this happy and confident. Awesome...absoultly awesome! Thank you God...
Posted by Corey Tard on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 07:56:00 PST

Thinking only hurts

Enchanted steps down muffled hallsleft finger prints to a restless strideA toothless rake scratching the rustic leavesburried between fog and freckled lawnsAn overworn rutine and a cardboard box holdi...
Posted by Corey Tard on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 12:42:00 PST

Get Behind Me SATAN!

Sometimes I wonder where I am headed.  How I could take something from this life and make it worse.  This entire last week has been crazy for me.  The human mantality to want to run fro...
Posted by Corey Tard on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 12:02:00 PST

Ohhhh Yesssss....

Woke up this morning to rain and no power.  Transformer blew.  Walked to my car to close my windows that had been down during the night.  Love that new musty smell...hehehe.  With ...
Posted by Corey Tard on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 05:59:00 PST