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Tattooed Dwarf

The weather is shit in sin city

About Me

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Tattooed Dwarf(Its all about the Pain - the Ink is just a souvenir!), who likes loud/hard fullcontact music, drinks & chicks. Allways with a smile and a little bit sarcasm on his tongue. Wants to Rule the World, together with Pinky and the Brain or looking forward to marry Lisa Simpson, when she become the first female President of the United States.

My Interests

TATTOOS (Old School, New School, PinUps) NO TRIBALS !!! FULLCONTACT MUSIC POKER (Texas Hold..em) ALWAYS TALKING NONSENS! BE A DRINKING, SINGING WEEKEND WARRIOR!

What type of partier are you? Your Result: The rock-star party animal

You like to get trashed, mostly on domestic beer and mix them with shots of Jaeger till you end up screaming lyrics at the top of your lungs while playing air-guitar to the music. You like the cheap and seedy bars because you can really let loose and get hammered without worry. You get in trouble for the occasional 'spitting/spraying beer in the air from your mouth', aka, the 'beer sprinkler'. You are viewed as energetic and crazy, and can be either the life of the party or the one who gets a group of friends banned from a bar.


Bar Slut
Bar Social Butterfly
The Socialite
The Lurker
Hardcore drunk
The designated driver
What type of partier are you?
Make Your Own Quiz

I'd like to meet:

PEOPLE WHICH ARE EVEN SICK AS ME: TATTOOED, FOOLISH, LOVING LOUD, TOUGH MUSIC, ALWAYS WITH A BITTER GRIN - READY TO ROCK THE CLUBS & PUBS! IF YOU THINK YOU CAN GET READY WITH THAT, SEND A REQUEST- I..LL BE PLEASED!!

Music:

Social Distortion, The Bones, Kings of Nuthin.., Lynyrd Skynyrd, Agnostic Front, Discipline, Angel City Outcasts, Flogging Molly, Deadline, Cock Sparrer, Demented Are Go, Peacocks, Horrorpops, Toy Dolls, Rancid, The Distillers, Heartbreak Engines, US Bombs - or short: PUNK, OI!, PSYCHOBILLY, (SOUTHERN-)ROCK!

Movies:

All Tarantino Movies, all Monty Pythons Movies, Broken, The Devil Rejects, Things to do in Denver..., The Boondock Saints, Identity, Casino, Snatch, SAW 1+2+3, Fight Club, The Godfather 1-3),Walk the Line, Goodfellas, Ichi the Killer (Uncut), Shining, Dogma, Clockwork Orange, Seven, Clay Pigeons, Taxi Driver, Yellowbeard, Wallace and Gromit, Four Rooms to mention a few. And of Course funny Splattermovies!

Television:

Of Course: The Simpsons, CSI (All of them), Football! Fuck MTV! What Futurama Character are you?
You are Bender Bending Rodriquez
Take this quiz !

Books:

Craig Russel - Blutadler (Blood Eagle), Terry Pratchett - Kleine freie Männer (The Wee Free Man), also Lovecraft, King, Koontz, Barker

Heroes:



My Blog

Hayseed Dixie 2.5.2007 Knust im Schlachthof

Eines der besten Konzerte, die ich je besucht habe! ...
Posted by Tattooed Dwarf on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:11:00 PST

40 Things that only happen in movies

1. It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.2. When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one ou...
Posted by Tattooed Dwarf on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:17:00 PST

The Carburetors im King Calavera - 04.11.06

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Posted by Tattooed Dwarf on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 01:21:00 PST

Juliette & the Licks - Hamburg Konzert 21.10.06

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Posted by Tattooed Dwarf on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 12:48:00 PST

Men are just happier people...

Men are just happier people... What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves.Chocolate is just another snack. ...
Posted by Tattooed Dwarf on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 04:26:00 PST