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http://www.brendanwest.googlepages.com
For a limited time, I will record you and your band for free. There are some rules though:
1. All lyrics have to mention my name, and my sweet production skills at least once.
2. If you do not have a moustache, you will be required to wear one of my fake moustaches. This is one of my main rules, there will be no compromises.
3. You are not allowed to look at me, or in my general direction while I'm
recording you.
4. I mix alone, and only alone. You are not to be in a fifteen mile radius of me while I'm mixing, and for a time period of 36 hours after I'm done mixing, you must be at least three miles away from where I decide to be at any moment.
5. You will agree to let me overdub cool fart sounds on your songs. It really adds a little warmth to the tracks that I feel is missing after recording in pro tools.
