Vercingetorix

I am Brian The Conqueror, Prince of Destruction, Destroyer of Worlds, Exhaulted ruler of all that is, er... SQUISHY! Destined to be LORD OF ALL HUMANS! I shall rule you all with an iron fist. Obey the Fist! Join me and be spared. The legion of Doom Squirels has proved to be far to distractable to carry out their mission objectives, the mission is always compromized if their is something shiny, silly distractable squirels, therefore, I must turn to the object of my distaste to help carry out my mission, humans. Join my Legion of Darkness and unleash screaming temporal doom upon this planet. Screaming Temporal DOOM! DOOM!! Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! The pants command me! Do not ignore my veins! Shut your noise tube taco human! a