Machete Crawler

: } [ [ [ CHRIS ] ] ] { :
Hello, I'm Chris. My friends call me a genius, my family calls me disturbed, and strangers give me odd looks (though i never know why).
i tend to dress normally most of the time. skinny jeans, t-shirt, black & white striped overshirt now and then... but you can also catch me in my "bondage clothes" every now and then, complete with bad-ass 'destruction boots' and chains. i prefer the latter, though working in the public eye as much as i do, i'd rather not attract too much negative attention.. not because i'm scared or anything, but because it is extremely annoying, entirely unnecessary, and completely avoidable.
I am fascinated by the mechanics of fear, religion, and the mind. I tend to have a very different thought process than most people, as well as a unique mindset. Dont be suprised if I say something bizarre that makes no sense when taken in context to a situation... because chances are, it will make sense to me.
I am shy, nervous, and skeptical. And very paranoid.
But I am also very empathic, protective, and trustworthy.
But, if you want to know any more about me... simply ask. I will be happy to tell you.
Oh, and By the way, this profile was *partially* edited with Thomas' myspace editor V2
Disorder Rating
Paranoid : Very High
Schizoid : Low
Schizotypal : Very High
Antisocial : High
Borderline : Very High
Histrionic : High
Narcissistic : High
Avoidant : Very High
Dependent : High
Obsessive-Compulsive : High
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How evil are you?
In your eyes, people can't seem to see anything
because your eyes are covered up by tears! You
are constantly hurt and depressed... No one
seems to understand how you feel because
everyone is scared to get close to you... You
long to be able to reach out and tell someone
everything, and all of your problems... But you
have no one to tell, or they just don't seem to
want to hear what you have to say. You've been
hurt many times that you don't seem to have any
tears left to shed, or if you do, they're an
endless river flowing... You've started to hide
and bottle up all or your problems and
feelings, hoping that maybe they just will go
away... You want company, but at the same time,
you're scared of it. Your sanctuary is your
room where you can just be alone and try to
throw away all of your aching pains. You're
dark and mysterious and people like you for
that reason. Even if you think you're all by
yourself in the dark, someone is always there
with you. Your special someone wants to admit
and show their feelings towards you, but
they're afraid of how you'll take it. Get out
more and enjoy life because, it is far too long
to frown your way through :)
What Lies Behind Your Eyes? (With Pics, See All Results!)
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Your clan is a dysfunctional one. That is because you are a Malkavian. Something is poisonous about this clan's blood that drives all those embraced to madness. However, in this madness, you tend to have great insight. Unfortunately, people just take it as senseless ramblings. In every family there is an insane one. You're it.
What Vampire Clan Do You Belong To?
The Malkavians At first glance, the members of Clan Malkavian do not appear to be a clan at all; they are chosen from all races, creeds and social strata. But Malkavians, regardless of mortal standing, bear one disturbing commonality: They are all quite mad. Whether from the clan's choice of victims, the circumstances of the Embrace, or some property in Malkavian blood itself, all Malkavians go insane shortly after the transformation (if they were not insane to begin with). Accordingly, many Malkavians find themselves pariahs, ostracized by a vampiric society fearful of their random urges and capricious whims. Wiser Kindred, however, prefer to keep the madmen close at hand: Behind the Malkavians' lunatic cackling and feverish rantings lie smatterings of insight, even wisdom.
As far as people go, well, the human race is slowly earning my trust back. There're alotta bad things about people. But there are also a lotta good things about 'em as well. So... there ya go.
There is nothing worse than being alone.