Ok so everyone has been reading the blah blah blah about me here for what like a year? I need to come up with something charming and witty. In the meantime........enjoy the videos I have posted below.
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How old are you?: 41.52
Would you ever join the military?: Would depend on how hot the recruiting officer is!
What's your favorite flower?: Gerbera Daisies
Have you ever been slapped in the face?: literally or figuratively?
What color is the shirt you are wearing?: Some would call it Emo, others well not so much!
Do you prefer jeans or khakis?: Raspberry
Do you know the song Kiss Me, by Sixpence None the Richer?: No. But I know Kiss Me Deadly by Lita Ford!
What's your favorite Bryan Adams song?: Cuts Like a Knife
What are your favorite colors?: White and sometimes Black
Have you ever touched a girraffe?: Yes! I fed them at the zoo!
Have you ever ridden an elephant?: Yes! Spring Break in Daytona Beach! Oh wait, that was a whale. Insert head banging on headboard here.
Have you ever ridden a camel?: No, they scare me. Camels are evil.
Have you ever seen an ostrich?: Well there used to be Ostriches on the way to Slinger Super Speedway....oh wait those were emus! Sorry.
Have you ever touched a snake?: Unfortunately Yes. I hate snakes even more than bugs! But Jake has a chameleon, does that count? Wait I havent actually touched that.
Do you have your driver's license?: As far as you know! GET OFF THE SIDEWALK COMIN' THROUGH!
What color are your socks?: White. Socks First, Then Pants.
Do you own any toe socks?: No. But I think Jeff Gordon does!
Are they called thongs or flip-flops?: Flip Flops. Thongs are butt flossing underwear.
Are you vegetarian?: I am all about a good piece of meat!
Why?: Because I am all about a good piece of meat!
Have you ever driven a red car?: I do right now. Actually its an SUV
What is your biggest wish?: Well, it includes an Island and Jack Shepard and a Hummer. (H2)
Are you smiling?: Pope wear a funny hat?
What makes you smile?: Puppies and Men and Men with Puppies!
Do you have a cat?: Not a cat person. Too many allergies
Have you ever kissed a fish?: No, but my college roomate Ann once told me that she kissed a guy named Trout.
Have you ever carved initials in a tree?: Not in a tree. But the back of Trout's pick up truck....well thats another story!
Why did you decide to take this survey?: How many surveys have you seen that ask if you have kissed an ostrich!
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