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kathryn taylor

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About Me

i eat rasberry jam with my scrambled eggs. i drink jack and coke and stella. whiskey makes me sassy. i think like a guy. one of my best friend's is also named kate. i tend to attract older men. but i like older men. i love window unit airconditioners because they help me sleep. i always become really good friends with my ex's. i'm good at analyzing people. i hate LA. my biggest fear are sharks and deep water. my rollerderby name is katetastrophe. i laugh at inappropriate times. i've seen every episode of the golden girls at least twice - i own the first season on dvd. i would've been a great racecar driver - sometimes i like to pretend. i'm obsessed with music. all music, especially when it's playing obnoxiously loud in my car. i'm a libra and a scorpio. mostly libra, tiny bit of scorpio. when i was little i looked like the beegirl from the Blind Melon 'No Rain' video. my dad raised me like a little boy. i can change a tire in stilleto heels. i want to make people famous. my friend andrew and i like to pretend we're an old married couple. i love cheeseburgers. i cracked a rib doing yoga. i graduated college in 3.5 years and believe this makes me more dumb than smart. if the olympics acknowleged long term sleeping as a sport i would have countless gold metals and probably be on a Wheaties box. i'm a hopeless romantic, but i like to pretend that i'm not. my biggest pet peeve are used dryer sheets. i also really hate the words "moist" and "wound". i obsessively clean other people's rooms, but hate to clean my own. i take showers in the dark to relax. i have an addictive personality. i would prefer to write a term paper than exercise. i became a ballerina at the age of 24 (and then preceeded to get kicked out of class for laughing with my best friend amanda at the sight of us in leotards). when i lie my face turns bright red. i suck at fifa. i like to take black and white pictures - and i'm good at it. i play a mean game of hanky panky. i want to live in london. i have nightmares if it's hot when i'm sleeping. i talk in my sleep. i think my hands stopped growing when i was 11. i've worn a silver ring on my left middle finger everyday since i was 13. i have a thing for tall, skinny, beautiful, emotionally unavailable musicians. i have a savior complex. i hate the smell of cheerios. i collect figurines of Buddha. i'm a stress addict. i believe everything is a publicity stunt. i love to dance. i love it when someone plays with my hair. i hate wearing pink. i could watch law & order all day. SVU is my favorite, even though Jerry Orbach is my hero. i'm lazy. i'm also an overachiever. And most definately a workaholic. i love to read. i've lived in spain and london. i have a secret tattoo. i love to hear a song that makes me feel an exact emotion i felt sometime previously during my life. my parents are my heros. i love to watch cable access shows late at night. 70% of my friends are named amanda. i drive with my window down. a boy once took me to a greek island on a date. i'm fiercely independent. i believe a broken heart is the worst pain you can feel. i hate seafood. it makes me uncomfortable when other people pay for me. i wish i had brown hair. my mom and i have the same laugh. i have a twin in the world named stacy. i have a feeling i will meet my soulmate in an airport. dave matthews saw my boobs more than any boyfriend i had up until the age of 17. i used to booty dance with my roomates in our underwear. i want a cockerspaniel named ralph. i once hustled 4 guys at pool and won $150. Layout made by alvin_ward155 at CreateBlog.com .
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My Interests

being interested. and interesting.and ninjas.

I'd like to meet:

b.d. wong and this guy:http://www.bordersstores.com/features/feature.jsp?file=s exdrugsandcocoapuffs
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Music:

andrew kiefer. ambulance ltd., bloc party, heartless bastards, cold war kids, ghostland observatory, jose gonzales, sufjan stevens, racontours, m83, the notwist, magnolia electric co., damien rice, gus gus, the devics, kate earl, aqueduct, black mountain, the bravery, kasabian, the kills, calexico, pinback, the eels, the thrills, air, the album leaf, american football, cat power, neutral milk hotel, stars, artic monkeys, i monster, annie lennox, outcast, the band, louis armstrong, the black keys, brazilian girls, bob schneider, jose gonzales, brand new, bright eyes, broken social scene, ray lamontagne, remy zero, ray charles, kings of leon, the shins, sigur ros, snoop dogg, south, sterophonics, MC sollaar, teitur, tom petty, travis, turin brakes, van morrison, wilco, zero 7, norah jones, otis redding, the beatles, pete yorn, phoenix, the pixies, the postal service, the get up kids, the police, prodigy, radiohead, cake, the charlatons, coldplay, counting crows, the cure, damien jdurado, dave, david gray, death cab for cutie, elefant, elliot smith, film dialogue, fiona apple, the flaming lips, frou frou, gavin degraw, goldfrapp, halloween alaska, joss stone, keane, snow patrol, the killers, led zeppelin, muse, iron and wine, teitur, jay-z, 50 cent, pink floyd, ludacris, mogwai, mum, muse, nick drake, booty music of any kind is always a go...blah blah it goes on forever.

Movies:

little miss sunshine. running with scissors. eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. the squid and the whale. garden state. lost in translation. the princess bride. bridget jones' diary. best in show. man on fire. igby goes down. secretary.

Television:

public access television. law and order. nip/tuck. lost. weeds. six feet under.

Books:

the art of war. a confederacy of dunces. the davinci code. sphere. watchers. the second coming of lucy hatch. peace like a river. the secret life of bees. the true confessions of charlette doyle. do celebrity gossip blogs count?

Heroes:

my parents.super ninjas.and Jerry orbach.

My Blog

been awhile.

well. it's been a long long time. rollergirls has wrapped and i miss my derby family. most of them. today i started a new job on the prequel for texas chainsaw massacre. it should be interesting eno...
Posted by kateastrophic on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 08:48:00 PST

bill's last day.

it's bill's last day on the job. what a quitter. the day starts with the team going out as usual. tod slips me his credit card with instructions to hunt down a red headed blow up doll for bill's going...
Posted by kateastrophic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tod's birthday.

even though we're all tired from a two week drinking binge. even though we've been working all day long. even though we all feel like pulling the covers over our overworked bodies and shutting off our...
Posted by kateastrophic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

rockin' the speed quads at playland skaterink.

we strut into playland like our names were on the deed of ownership. poss has chosen a lovely ensemble of leggings, spandex skirt, off the sholder shirt, and side ponytail. topped only by the sweatban...
Posted by kateastrophic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

happy hour.

happy hour = blessing and a curse we get off work early. the entire group heads to fox and hound for happy hour. we all know it'll be more than happy hour, but we all play along with the idea of a low...
Posted by kateastrophic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

brown bar.

a real date? yes indeed. i dress to impress without looking like i was trying to hard, a delicate balance that most girls master by the age of 18. he picks me up and we go to brown bar downtown. ...
Posted by kateastrophic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

adventures in derbyland.

my name is kate and i work with my people to spotlight and highlight the highlife being lived by the texas rollerderby girls of austin. although this task takes up most of my mental, physical and soci...
Posted by kateastrophic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

don's depot.

i'm wearing shorts and pigtails. not quite the standard i'm used to presenting myself in a social setting. we go anyway. we're on a mission. poss and i join bill, bryan and tod at a little place calle...
Posted by kateastrophic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

guero's.

"let's meet for a beer" = famous last words. kate poss and kate bowie, what will soon become the dynmaic duo, meet after a long day at work for one beer at guero's. i pick guero's, not for the cold me...
Posted by kateastrophic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

more useless info.

1. KinderGarten Teachers name: Mrs. March 2. Last person you kissed: bryan odom 3. Last word you said: outstanding. 4. Last song you sang: exestensonlism on prom night 5. Last person you hugged: B...
Posted by kateastrophic on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST