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About Me

I live in a nice place called campbeltown which is a bit like last of the summer wine. Except it's tonic wine. I spend my life on davaar island eating grass and watching the feral lesbians munching away. I am goat. I have a bumface. It vibrates. I don't know much but I think elton john might be gay. I like my life. I like to talk absolute nonsense and see if people laugh. Are you laughing yet? If so then pls mke your way to a suitable place and try not to disturb your nieghbours with your silly noises.
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My Interests

Grass , beer , music , grass. In that order.

I'd like to meet:

Ian Brown, Juan Fache, scum pants, dick van dyke and "Rex Kramer, Danger seeker!!"

Music:

stone roses, verve , libertines ,and lots more like Ivor Cutler, he da best, he's the guy on my profile. Also like small faces , not on people, but the band. small faces on people scare me.

Movies:

The three amoigos, Naked gun loaded weapon and other intellectual stuff like stalingrad.

Television:

monkey dust and police squad. I hate Friends , absolutely detest every last one of the motherfucking fatfaced cunts.

Books:

anything by asimov , all the dune books , john prebble , and dare I say I am prone to a bit of clive cussler!

Heroes:

Ian brown , dick van dyke , ernesto 'che' guevara , michio kaku and willie miller, and subcommandante Marcos of the Zapatista liberarition army of the chiapas region of mexico..

My Blog

My space is shit!

My space is shit! I have come to the conclusion that my space is shit. By that I don't neccesarily mean 'MY' space as in my own , but the whole darn thing. I'd rather speak to people in the pub th...
Posted by vibrating bumfaced goat on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 09:28:00 PST

I need some

I need some andrex aloe vera toilet paper to wash my face with, can somebody help me?
Posted by vibrating bumfaced goat on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 02:38:00 PST