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Catastrophe Jones

But I don't know any marching rhymes, , and i dont know how to march in line anyway.

About Me


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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 33%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Orderliness |||||| 30%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 43%
Interdependence |||| 16%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 43%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Religious |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||| 23%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic || 10%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 70%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 36%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||| 16%
Change averse |||||| 30%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||| 36%
Sexuality |||||| 30%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Physical security |||||||||||||||| 70%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||| 16%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.comsecretive, reclusive, messy, disorganized, introverted, unassertive, rarely worries, dislikes large parties, does not like to fit in, does not need to control others, solitary, ambivalent about chaos, tough, leisurely, does not respect authority, not aggressive, observer, abstract, impractical, dislikes leadership, daydreamer, bizarre, does not make friends easily, not a perfectionist, suspicious, rarely irritated, strong physical instincts, unsympathetic at times, risk taker, submissive, weird, sarcastic, strange
You Have A Type B+ Personality
You're a pro at going with the flow
You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer
A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.
While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity.
Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done
You're passionate - just selective about your passions Do You Have a Type A Personality?

My Interests

Doing things that are fun like...stuff.. and things similar... mhmm smiling at strangers enjoying myself listening to music reading books watching films drinking and being merry

I'd like to meet:

People that rock

Music:

Aeone, A Perfect Circle, American Head Charge, Anastactia, Angelzoom, Auf Der Maur, Belle and Sebastion, Betty Curse, Bjork, Charon, Children Of Bodom, Cradle Of Filth, Daniel Lioneye, David Bowie, Deadstar Assembly, Dope, Dragonforce, Dream Evil, Edguy, Ensiferum, Evergrey, Fear Factory, Finntroll, gODHEAD, Godsmack, HIM, Horrorpops, Imogen Heap, Jack Off Jill, Jem, Kamelot, Kiss, Kittie, Korpiklaani, Lacuna Coil, Leaves' Eyes, London After Midnight, Lordi, Madness, Maksim,Mindless Self Indulgence, Mortiis, My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult, My Ruin, Nightwish, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Octavia Sperati, Opeth, Otep, Powder, Primus, Pyramaze, Queen Adreena, Queens Of The Stone Age, Rage, Rage Agaisnt The Machine, Rammstein, Rasputina, Raunchy, Rob Zombie, Scarling, Sign, Skinny Puppy, Sophie Ellis Bextor, Space, Stabbing Westward, Static-X, Strapping Young Lad, Switchblade Symphony, tATu, The Birthday Massacre, The Cure, The Dresden Dolls, Tenacious D, Tool, Turisas, Type O Negative, TYR, Velcra, White Zombie, Within Temptation, Zeromancer, Zoe Keating

Movies:

Tank Girl, The Prophecy, Dune, Predator, Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, The Lord Of The Rings, Alien, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, The Boondock Saints, Irreversible, Peter Pan, Evil Dead, House Of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Ginger Snaps, Interview With The Vampire, Willow, Return To Oz, Natural Born Killers, The People Under The Stairs, Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas, Withnail And I..., Carrie, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest, Aeon Flux, Night Watch

Television:

I'm the lucky one always having fun I tie back my hair I sit and watch t.v. I see only me Though i look for you there Oh where have you gone Were you cancelled? I change to channel two You were the one Who gave me all my answers I changed So did you Try another show With the volume low I make up what they say Where it used to be your face Is an empty space Your co-stars look away Oh, where have you gone And do you miss me And what we used to do? You were the one Who'd talk and smile for a half an hour Always new I'm the lucky one I watch a re-run It looks alot like you One star lost a family One family lost a star That's why i wait and watch To find out where you are One family lost a star One star, they lost their family That's why i sit at home alone And watch t.v. I can watch forever I can watch for hours It just gets better It gives me the power I can watch or hours I could watch forever It gives me pleasure It makes me better I'm the lucky one Always having fun

Books:

The Illuminatus! Trilogy, Dune, Terry Pratchett, Stephen King, James Herbert, Anne Rice, The Hobbit and The Lord Of The Rings, Bernard Cornwell, King Rat - China Mieville, The Night Watch

Heroes:

Tank Girl, Eris

My Blog

gee goo goo fliggy goop

1. First thing you wash in the shower? face2. What color is your favorite hoodie? -green3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? no no4.Do you plan outfits? is that code for world dominatio...
Posted by Catastrophe Jones on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 07:42:00 PST

it’s the only thing that slowly stops the ache

1.Talked to an asshole today?~not talked to many people 2. Do you like anyone?~candy thompsonyou wearing socks?~yes4. Do you regret something you did yesterday?~falling asleep6. Do you own a guitar?~n...
Posted by Catastrophe Jones on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 02:12:00 PST

scib idy doo

60 Things You Possibly Didn't Know About Me [But Now You Do]1. Middle name?Adam2. When was the last time you threw up?umm december i think3. What's your favorite curse word?hmm im not sure, maybe fuck...
Posted by Catastrophe Jones on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 05:26:00 PST

faces in the television

1. Are you single or taken?~Taken2. Chocolate or flowers?~umm mars bar. or twix.3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?~i shouldnt think so. it is kristinas birthday though4. Do you like a...
Posted by Catastrophe Jones on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 06:06:00 PST

the devil i study he wax and wanes

you still talk to the person who broke your heart the worst?~no my heart is fine2. Have you ever seen your best friend naked?~3. Are you obsessed with someone?~not obssesed4. What is the best thing ab...
Posted by Catastrophe Jones on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 07:52:00 PST

And teenagers are saying parents had better listen before its to late

1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say?'you what? are you even a REAL doctor?' thats what id say2. Do you trust all of your friends?with what? 3. Would you move to...
Posted by Catastrophe Jones on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 07:23:00 PST

shes just a devil woman

1. Were you smiling when you woke up this morning?i dont think so.. it was four am2. When was the last time you felt unbearably guilty?i dont remember.. maybe i never have..3. How is life going for yo...
Posted by Catastrophe Jones on Thu, 31 Jan 2008 03:22:00 PST

63% happy... lies, im happier than that by far!

[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend[x] You have your own room.[x] Your room is big enough for you.[x] You own a cell phone.[x] Your parents are still married.[ ] You have more than 2 best friends.[x] ...
Posted by Catastrophe Jones on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 11:53:00 PST

Yo-ho

Fifteen men on a dead man's chestYo ho ho and a bottle of rumDrink and the devil had done for the restYo ho ho and a bottle of rum.The mate was fixed by the bosun's pikeThe bosun brained with a marlin...
Posted by Catastrophe Jones on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 12:09:00 PST

100 questions

1. Do you sleep with your wardrobe doors open or closed?Closed2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels?i dont remember being in a hotel3. Have you ever 'done it' in a hotel room...
Posted by Catastrophe Jones on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 12:44:00 PST